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‘Adult Group Coaching for Beginners’ starts Wed 14 Feb (for 6 weeks) with our Professional Andrew Robinson
Price inc free membership of our 9 hole course until end of April. A great offer & makes a fab Christmas present for anyone looking to try a new sport.
Book now ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ – at East, England
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Welcome to all competitors playing in our 36 hole Coronation Cup today. Hope you all have a fantastic day and enjoy our very green links course ⛳️ #linksgolf #golfcourse #Suffolk
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Come on golf twitter, can we identify these two jokers. @Ferndown_Forest xitter.cf/Ferndown_Forest/status…
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Replying to @oinking
@oinking @felixstoweferry On behalf of the #Rangoon guys from @SaffronWaldenGC thank you for the superb food and hospitality you extended to them, the course as always was fantastic. Jennie and myself surprised them with a visit,@oinking thanks again for the drink, see you soon🤞
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🎉 Celebrate 140 years of #StowmarketTownFC on June 17th! Reflection, celebration, music with Jaag band. Food, drinks, free entry. Special thanks to Needham Carpets for sponsoring! For more info: tinyurl.com/2s46ut9y
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An elderly man, while reversing his car, hits the car of the guy behind him in an expensive Ferrari sports car.
Enraged, the guy and his bodyguard hop out of the car and confront the old man. “Look what you did to my car,” he yells."You’re going to give me $10,000 right now or my bodyguard is gonna beat you to a pulp!”
“Oh my,” says the petrified old man,"I don't have that kind of money. Let me call my son, he trains dolphins and he’ll definitely know what to do."
"Dolphins???" the other driver shouts, while rolling his eyes and sleeves.
The old man pulls out his mobile phone and dials, and just as the son answers, the irate man snatches the phone away from the old man.
"So, you’re a dolphin trainer, huh ? Well, your old man here just rear-ended my Ferrari and I want ten grand right now or me and my bodyguard will beat you and your old man to a pulp."
"I’ll be there in ten minutes," says the voice calmly on the other end.
Exactly ten minutes later a jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to single-handedly beat the living daylights of both the bully and his bodyguard, leaving them in a heap on the side of the road. When he’s finished, he walks over to his father and says:
“FOR THE LAST TIME DAD I AM TELLING YOU, I TRAIN SEALS - NAVY SEALS, NOT DOLPHINS.”
😂🥴🤦♂👊
#ctto
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Might be the best Sunday League clip I’ve ever seen… xitter.cf/LiamJoness_x/status/16…
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Our Captain @oinking charity for this yr @StElizabethHosp justgiving.com/page/dave-kin… – at Felixstowe, England
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While the rest of the 🌎 seemingly discusses the carbon footprint of the Men’s ⚽️ World Cup in Qatar…….
Keep yours down and come and 👀 at FFGC 👍🏼
We will have two 60” screens in place and the bar open till 10pm. #WorldCup2022 #carbonfootprint #QatarWorldCup2022 – at Felixstowe, England
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Our new Club Captain @oinking Dave King received this testimonial recently after the Club hosted the PSUK Golf Day 🙏🏼 – at Felixstowe, England
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Our new Club Capt @oinking Dave King being presented with his green jacket & medal by our outgoing Capt Richard Seaman at Thursdays AGM. Tomorrow he will officially drive in 🏌🏼♂️around 2pm. Thank u 2 Richard 4 his 2 yrs of service 2 our Club & good luck to Dave on his year ahead ⛳️ – at Felixstowe, England
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PRESS RELEASE……
felixstowe.intelligentgolf.c… – at Felixstowe, England
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Congratulations to @Pricey023 who today has won the @UnionSuffolk Amateur Championship. Fantastic win, everyone at FFGC is delighted for you and very proud 🏆👏🏼👏🏼🏌🏼♂️ – at East, England























