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i like booby-trapped Peruvian temples; it’s kind of my thing.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2018
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in the words of @johncusack: YOU MUST CHILL
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What do we have without principles of equity in our leadership?
Disability Rights matter in this election. Take it from Sam:
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“What If…”: A Republican reveals how Disability Rights changed her vote.
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you’re in biscuit country.
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I’m currently having exchanges with my husband on email, text, and an Instagram chat. I still don’t have an answer about what he would like from the grocery store. Maybe he will see this tweet. @bradley4toz
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no one actually reads emails
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that John Wick hasn’t had so much as one protein bar on the go in four movies.
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Yellow Ledbetter— the Louie, Louie of grunge.
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How do I tell you the gingerale is, in fact, soda?
“chips are the candy of chips”
heard the beginning of Peggy Sue, thought it was a new Vampire Weekend. music is so cool. #fyi
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I am utterly shattered to hear this terrible news about my Ray. I can be anywhere in the world & people will come up & tell me their favorite movie is Goodfellas. Then they always ask what was the best part of making that movie. My response has always been the same…Ray Liotta.
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Y'all didn't think I would let the #MetGala pass by without posting a #MattGala retrospective, did you?? Top 4 best-dressed people named Matt(ea) on @Jeopardy this season. @AmodioMatt @takimoto23x @JeopardyMattG @mattearoach
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They just said, wow you can tweet n this condition
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I am on nitrous but the dentl assistants are talkingabout my favorite sandwich spot
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wait wait wait severance is good.
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Mercedes is advertising $100k+ cars on @TheMasters and the caddies are still stuck wearing budget hazmat garb.
I realize that am at my best as a collaborative writing partner in the 90 minutes following therapy.
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We are not talking about this enough
Lest anyone think we were disseminators of fake news, I have photographic evidence of @takimoto23x toasting @ohriverdarling and me at our wedding in between both of our air dates. This photo is one of the most insane statistical improbibilities in the Jeopardy sphere.
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