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in the words of @johncusack: YOU MUST CHILL
I’m currently having exchanges with my husband on email, text, and an Instagram chat. I still don’t have an answer about what he would like from the grocery store. Maybe he will see this tweet. @bradley4toz
heard the beginning of Peggy Sue, thought it was a new Vampire Weekend. music is so cool. #fyi
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Y'all didn't think I would let the #MetGala pass by without posting a #MattGala retrospective, did you??
Top 4 best-dressed people named Matt(ea) on @Jeopardy this season.
@AmodioMatt
@takimoto23x
@JeopardyMattG
@mattearoach
Mercedes is advertising $100k+ cars on @TheMasters and the caddies are still stuck wearing budget hazmat garb.
I realize that am at my best as a collaborative writing partner in the 90 minutes following therapy.
We are not talking about this enough
Lest anyone think we were disseminators of fake news, I have photographic evidence of @takimoto23x toasting @ohriverdarling and me at our wedding in between both of our air dates. This photo is one of the most insane statistical improbibilities in the Jeopardy sphere.








