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😌🙃 RYE-nuh-key. nyc via ohio. marketing consultant & copywriter; producer @youcantdohockey. my interests are varied & ridiculous

Manhattan, NY
Joined September 2007
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fwiw I am finally making the effort to leave this site for good. It's been a not-insignificant part of my daily routine for 🗣️ 18 YEARS 🗣️ and I'll never forgive or forget its downfall but a girl's gotta do, etc. Find me on Bluesky! Or Tumblr if you're cool. Okay love u bye
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A women’s is often all three
A man's twitter is either extremely horny, very suicidal, or a sports fan page.
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The kids from season 4 of The Wire
Who would you like to see cast on the fourth season of The White Lotus?
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I wrote about Trump’s inauguration. theguardian.com/commentisfre…
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The part of Parks & Rec that's aged the worst isn't the politics, it's Louis CK's guest stint as a cop
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"He's all bones and shadows" - @hellsdanielles re: Timothee
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All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health
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It’s my life… it’s now or never
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We preached this key to the game for years and they just. Put it on the broadcast
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We're still mad about these injustices btw. @NHLFlyers may have moved on but we never will
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When I woke up this morning the back of my phone was shattered even though I never dropped it
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BREAKING: Issue 1 has passed in New York. The measure protects the right to abortion and adds sexual orientation, gender identity, gender expression, pregnancy, pregnancy outcomes and reproductive healthcare and autonomy to the state constitution’s list of protected classes.
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WE DID IT JOE DAVIS
The Los Angeles Dodgers.
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Well that’s the tensest thing I’ll experience for a while. [looks at calendar] oh no
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YEEEEEEEEEHAW
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SCREAMING SHRIEKING HOOTING HOLLERING DODGERRRRRRRRS
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This is so FUCKING GROSS he is a HUMAN BEING he is at WORK
These Yankees fans tried to take the ball out of Mookie Betts’ glove
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