I am Groot.

With the A-Holes
Joined August 2014
There are few things I am afraid of. Like lumberjacks and bonfires. Hence, why I'm avoiding Canada.
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[[Hello to all my new followers! Sorry for the inactivity, I've been sick and such.]]
[[My DMs aren't working :( @jenjennastark3 ]]
The next time Peter makes a morning wood joke he's waking up with a branch up his ass.
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@The_Starlord_ "Nothing other than keeping Rocket out of trouble."
@The_Starlord_ Groot smacks him gently with a vine. "Not funny."
@The_Starlord_ Groot scowls. "I disliked them."
@The_Starlord_ That is true. He tried to collect me and I wasn't overly comfortable with him.
@The_Starlord_ "we can always look around Knowhere. I'm sure someone would have something to do." Groot grins.
How do I keep birds from building nests on my head?
@The_Starlord_ Trust me, this is just the beginning. He's a handful.
@The_Starlord_ *shakes head* I'm sure if you don't, Rocket /will/.
@The_Starlord_ Isn't that what you always do? I'm surprised you haven't created an issue yourself yet.
@The_Starlord_ I am well. Regrowing mostly. How are you?