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I like nakedness.
Any opportunity to off my clothes like this, I don grab am. That's why I'm always at home where I can be naked and unashamed.
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I pause movies at the slightest hint of embarrassment or tension.
I need time to mentally prepare for what I’m about to witness before we proceed.
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Police officer stopped my uber and decided to go through my purse. He first pulled out a pack of loratidine, then aspirin then lipgloss and then my ventolin inhaler. The way he rearranged my bag by himself and quietly said “abeg dey go” 😭
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Once I buy this MacBook I go first go one cafe go sit down
Buy coffee do like say I Dey do something important
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I woke up today and saw APC banner all over the front of my compound😅😭😭
Guess what I did?
I tore all that shit down.
God punish APC.

























