Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

Joined August 2017
May Allah make us among the people of Jannah Ameen.
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Asha giyechion
Replying to @oheeems
Please translate 😭😭
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Ajinke ebi fafa na 😂 eshigi danteni kan kan kpemi. Zunye sun woyea? Begwa bagi? Bagi banbo
I see her pictures too much, har ta dena mun kyau
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Women in every species..so strong and so brave
Una gatita llamada Scarlett entró cinco veces en un edificio en llamas para salvar a todas sus crías.
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so glad to see natasha romanoffs legacy living on
China police are on another level man
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I like nakedness. Any opportunity to off my clothes like this, I don grab am. That's why I'm always at home where I can be naked and unashamed.
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phones are overheating, bodies are sweating,. is this y’all favorite weather?
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Eyan ta patie pizhin
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I pause movies at the slightest hint of embarrassment or tension. I need time to mentally prepare for what I’m about to witness before we proceed.
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i am very sure the national grid just collapsed
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I bought those cheap Bluetooth earbuds and my music sounds like Alvin and the chipmunks
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I entered a ride, this man farted, and without wasting a second, opened his glove compartment, brought out Rexona spray and started spraying the car. 👁️👄👁️
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Police officer stopped my uber and decided to go through my purse. He first pulled out a pack of loratidine, then aspirin then lipgloss and then my ventolin inhaler. The way he rearranged my bag by himself and quietly said “abeg dey go” 😭
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Gestures that make you more elegant and feminine
Woman Destroys Tinubu’s Banner in Cross River State After Getting Angry Upon Seeing His Face.
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Once I buy this MacBook I go first go one cafe go sit down Buy coffee do like say I Dey do something important
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I woke up today and saw APC banner all over the front of my compound😅😭😭 Guess what I did? I tore all that shit down. God punish APC.
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1m away from being a millionaire,help me Lord.
997k away from being a millionaire, help me oh lord.
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canceling plans because of sun is a valid reason.
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We need a live stream
TWO ANT COLONIES HAVE BEEN FIGHTING A WAR OUTSIDE SAN DIEGO FOR DECADES. ЗОМ DIE PER YEAR. THE FRONT LINE IS MILES LONG. SCIENTISTS COMPARED IT TO WORLD WAR I TRENCH WARFARE
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q pergunta boba eh óbvio q eu me mataria
Pergunta só para as mulheres: O que vc faria se acordasse amanhã e descobrisse que todas as outras mulheres do mundo desapareceram, só sobrou vc e os homens?
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