
[ make the stars burst. ] : sᴘᴀᴄᴇ ᴀᴜ ! ᴛᴏɴʏ sᴛᴀʀᴋ. :𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘯𝘰𝘷𝘢. : #ᴄᴀᴋᴇ ☆
ᴄᴀᴋᴇ || ɴsғᴡ || ᴍᴠ/ᴍs
Joined October 2018
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「 would you count the stars with me?
sᴘᴀᴄᴇ ᴀᴜ ! ᴛᴏɴʏ sᴛᴀʀᴋ
━ sʜɪᴘs ᴡ/ ᴄʜᴇᴍ.
━ ʟɪᴛ / ᴅᴇs / ʙᴀɴᴛᴇʀ.
━ ᴄʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ.
they look lovely today. 」
ᴍᴠ/ᴍs || ᴍᴀʏ ʙᴇ ɴsғᴡ || #ᴄᴀᴋᴇ
lessons to be learned:
≫ take devices and numbers the stars gifted with caution; you’ll never know who’s on the other end.
[ text : another someone? ]
❌ ≫ with all these unknowns, i should’ve cleared this device :/
❌ ≫ previously named “green machine”??
❌ ≫ who are you and are you really a machine
❌ ≫ this is a fun game of “guess who.” heard humans love that
❌ ≫ hi i need a hobby
[ text : another someone? ]
✅ ≫ hello!! i don’t know you and you probably don’t know me, but i found your number on my phone and i was wondering if we met before? ty!!
《 @softbruceb 》
[ text : someone? ]
❌ ≫ i keep finding random numbers and
❌ ≫ you are among the unknown. whomst art thou
❌ ≫ top ten ways to guess a strangers name!
❌ ≫ there will be only 7 planets after i destroy ur
❌ ≫ no wait that’s was bad idek u HAHA wait
[ text : someone? ]
✅ ≫ there are too many specimen on my cellular device. i’d like to exterminate one of them. who are you and what is your purpose >:0
《 @youngcaptxin 》
[ text : drink buddie ]
❌ ≫ i found this strange terran song about drinking and it made me thing of u
❌ ≫ SHOTSHOTSSHOT SHOT SHOT SHOTS
❌ ≫ could you crush rocks w ur biceps??
❌ ≫ u r like. really cool
❌ ≫ smash me with ur arms!!
[ text : drink buddie ]
✅ ≫ what other cool things can u do besides drinking a whole gallon within ten seconds?? asking for a friend ( myself )
《 @CxVxlkyrie 》
[ text : specimen uwu ]
❌ ≫ i cant believe you gave me your number when you barely know me
❌ ≫ has anyone told u that u have nice eyes??
❌ ≫ for a human, you’re really well looking
❌ ≫ i want to take you out to space sometime.
❌ ≫ would you like to travel my globes? :)
[ text : specimen uwu ]
✅ ≫ do you think you’d enjoy seeing alien terraformed celestial bodies with me? :D
《 @AgentBlackHawk1 》
[ text : blond adonis? ]
❌ ≫ hi, i found your number on my phone and i was wondering if you were
❌ ≫ how did i get your #???
❌ ≫ THIS MAKES ME NERVOUS
❌ ≫ hey gorgeous/handsome, wanna show me some stars?
❌ ≫ are you secretly shakespeare 2.0, ??
[ text : blond adonis? ]
✅ ≫ just to clarify, are you that blond dude who looks like a walking wall and a blond adonis both at the same time?
《 @vibraverinium 》
he’s laying on the floor. by himself. starfish style.
blank, star-filled eyes stare at the ceiling before him.
and he just. SLAPS. his chest.
there are none tiddies. nope. nada. EMPTY.
[sneaky little feet shuffle their way behind the buckster. if james heard him, that’s unimportant.
he just wants to.
sllliiiiiiippppp his arms around that GORGEOUS chest. hands placed /exactly/ where he wants them.
and. squish. squuuiiiiisshhhh. squeeeeeeeeeeeze]
@__aphelion
don't look now, but .. he may have ..
stolen somethings. a lot of somethings.
( the evidence is on his hands and on his face. )
