Sometimes it feels like all people care about is my enormous tits and insanely huge dumptruck of an ass.

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Joined March 2019
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I voted for Sash so you could vote for Kim. The Johnson-Storrie household vote.
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Replying to @L0STGARDN
You really are the cutest top of all time, you know.
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Me when I met Vincent:
I found the cutest top of all time literally the second I stepped into the thrift ❕❕
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Had an amazing time at the Academy Museum gala, but I fear I may have been snatched up by a cougar.
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Replying to @L0STGARDN
I can't believe you. I love you so much.
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Love ittt 🍑
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Replying to @oceanpetals
Vincent will not be able to choose... Oh no
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Replying to @L0STGARDN
You're so crazy (loving)
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Replying to @oscuraveil
I did get nominated for Butt of the Year so I feel like that's 100% warranted.
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We are a serious update account. Professional, if you will. Connor Storrie is nominated for Butt of the Year at the Grindr awards. 🔗 grindr.com/2026unwrapped-us
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Getting to wear my uggs for the first time since spring and feeling so healed...
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Replying to @prince_orphee
That's me 🫵🏻
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Catch me wearing these next event I go to.
Snake Eyewear by GuiFou
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Replying to @L0STGARDN
S'il-te-plaît Papa 🤲🏻
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀Les Français sont ravis de mourir par amour. . .
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Replying to @polaroidblues
In a chill platonic way, yes.
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Well, how you like THAT?
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Replying to @oceanpetals
They're only the best colors 🤍
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