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78' - Goal, Miami...you know who. #MIAvNE | 4-2
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I'm improving my toxic twitter algorithm with this 😁
Why you should have a cat
@ShouldHaveCat1 Sep 2024
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Reading George Orwell's 1984 in 2024. I'm just in time ☺️
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this polite 🪰 waited for me to finish the drink first ☺️
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interesting recommendation: food at "the chapels at heritage park" is good
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will marine le pen be mightier than the sword?
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Wrong move by the LA @lakers in offering Lebron James a $104M two year max contract. He would have accepted a minimum contract of $1.1M just to play with Bronny. ☺️
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I approve of jollibee's coffee addiction! After acquiring highland coffee, coffee bean & tea leaf, common man coffee (and even hard rock cafe lol), the company has now acquired korea's compose coffee. maybe $JFC will finally wake up!
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am low on amlodipine
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it's not over until the fat point guard, i mean, lady sings! #mavsin7 ☺
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For many children starting elementary school in Japan this month, the dream is to work at a cake shop or bakery when they grow up, according to an annual survey. jtim.es/3PSaDop

Cake shop worker remains dream job for many children starting school

“Police officer” and “athlete” were the second and third most popular choices, according to annual survey by a school bag material manufacturer.

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People are lining up for a crookie but all you need to do is put a cookie on top of a croissant and you get the same thing! ☺️
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Tip to airlines: boarding of passengers should start at the last row then move to the front!
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The neon signs should simply be replaced by LED neon signs straitstimes.com/asia/east-a…

Where did all the Hong Kong neon go?

Hong Kong today can feel like a city of shadows and metaphor, as a subject as innocuous as neon takes on shades of meaning. Read more at straitstimes.com.

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Some people get so upset when PBA players like Mikey Williams ask for max contracts and more. But what's wrong with asking when it's up to the team to accept it or not.
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I propose this new basketball rule: a player who makes the 3 hand signal after making a 3 point shot will be deducted 1 point! ☺️
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How to make an origami jet
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For international coffee day, a quick history on coffee ☕ see thread
Bayt Al Fann
@BaytAlFann1 Oct 2023
Drinking coffee as a beverage is said to have originated in Yemen in the 15th century in Sufi Shrines. It was there that coffee berries were first roasted & brewed in a way similar to how the drink is prepared today For #InternationalCoffeeDay a thread on coffee & Muslim culture
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Since Gilas has no chance (yes I said it) of actually qualifying for the Paris Olympics, it might be a small consolation if one of the pre-qualifying tournaments is held in Manila. @officialSBPinc should bid for the awarding of Manila as a host site asap!
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