@offpeak404

I tweet my mind. ||.memento mori carpe diem!!!

 Probably outside
Joined May 2022
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Introducing Bowambu farm tribe. Not all of us will fit in corporate Kenya. Ukiwa na access to land na maji hit me up nikupee form ya short term (2-3 months), high value crops that are currently having serious market demand. You produce it, I link you to markets, we earn together
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Gaviria@Luciano420_MOct 18
“vile nilituma hiyo chwani ya blunt ikaleta Afande Deno Kimeu instead of Yobra Madola, nilijua tu huyo si pedi”
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Mr pëak@offpeak404Oct 14
He told me miaka zilisonga and jaba alifikiria ataishi kuchana and nothing bothered him Time doesn't wait. Today, the guy is 40 years old. He can no longer live like a dependent younger sibling who runs to parents or family for help. Reality has caught up with him. Eyes don't lie
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Mr pëak@offpeak404Oct 18
Replying to @kaibi_m
Wanasema ikifika kwa kazi mnaelewa
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Mr pëak@offpeak404Oct 14
Right now as nikiendelea kutafuna hii jaba, story yake bado inanizunguka kwa kichwa. Nmekaa najiuliza maswali tu -am I making the same mistakes?. Life behaves setup fast. (End)
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Acha niishie kwa nyumba 🥃 apa naeza kaa adi asubui mamae😂😂🙊
ｊａｆａｒ 🇰🇪🧢@PrezidentJafarOct 17
Tuko Al Capone lounge 🔥🔥😂😂 Nyinyi mko wapi? Pesa mlitengeneza the whole week hamtaki kuspend?🙊
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Ricken m Rickxx
@kaibi_mOct 17
Replying to @offpeak404
Watufanyie nn ningie uko
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Mr pëak@offpeak404Oct 17
Huko clock app ladies over 50yrs wanashindana kutafuta Genzs😅
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Nasinzia nikikuwaza
Bree🦋🤍@Bree_QOct 17
Mbona hamlali?
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Sammy@SamMatongeOct 17
Madem waclub wameanza kua warembo all of a Sudden, mamaae😘
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Mr pëak@offpeak404Oct 14
for days. Eventually, company wakachoka na yy pink slip ikatembea.His family was very supportive and tried to hand him other meaningful opportunities later on. But he had nothing to show. No focus and he had completely ruined his prime. Everything slipped through his fingers.
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Ricken m Rickxx
@kaibi_mOct 17
Huyu murio wangu hapa amefanya noise pollution kwa plot akaitwa makarao system ikichukuliwa anambia karao system yake n salary yake ya miezi mbili .tuache kudharau hawa watu bana
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Huko clock app ladies over 50yrs wanashindana kutafuta Genzs😅
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BARAKA
@sir_chriszOct 17
"mimi sikukwambia unifanyie any of those"
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TÚKÓ 🔒 ALUTA KIBRIT 🌱 MKO WAPI LEO !!?
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Mr pëak@offpeak404Oct 14
He is now starting life from absolute zero. He recently got a young wife, and right now they have a toddler.He told me the regrets eat him alive every single night. He has to take responsibility, but the ghost of "what could have been" haunts him daily.
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Mr pëak@offpeak404Oct 14
Turns out, back in his mid-20s, this man was earning up to KSh 100k a month. Had a very promising life, a great career, and endless opportunities ahead of him.? The moment he discovered miraa, his downward spiral began. Akilipwa hangerudi job kama doh haijaisha.He would disappear
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Woodlands@onlywoodlandsOct 17
Taxin nmeunda for 8hrs ndio unataka niteme juu yako, wee enda tu kwa Clemo, haiwezi
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Mbaya sana
𐙚𝑵𝒋𝒐𝒈𝒖@Vyn_njogu1Oct 17
Alafu usiku ukishalala kunakuwanga na moto ama jua ndio maana wewe huota🥲
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Woodlands@onlywoodlandsOct 17
Me to client: "Unauza pesa gapi?" Client: "Wee utanipea gapi?" Me: "Wee niambie unauza gapi?" Client: Typing...
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