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20+ VN/ENG, like to go around and collect my favorite old man’s photos Drunk and crying at @MCocktail14

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Joined October 2025
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Webbonso🥹❤️‍🩹
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this prob one of the only cases where i dont subscribe to this
Replying to @kaywafua
genuinely every jojo looks better in their original part-style
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drawing 🩵
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fernando and his new hobby 🙃❤️ #fernandoalonso #ferrari #2013season
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没别的意思,就是纯擦边
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meanwhile albon didnt even get investigated
⚠️ TEN-SECOND PENALTY ⚠️ Ollie Bearman is penalised for this collision with Pierre Gasly from the first lap ⬇️ #F1 #USGP
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Fernando the moment he realized overtaking on the straight wasn't gonna cut it:
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Fernando Alonso telling a story while everyone stands around listening and laughing 😭 WHAT DID HE TELL THEM LMAOOO
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en esta foto parece que tenga mucho más pelo que en otras fotos, donde parece prácticamente un huevo 😁 te quiero, fer 💙💙 pero porfa, el próximo año, hagas el transplante capilar durante el gran premio de turquía, gracias 🙏🏻 #fernandoalonso #austin #cota
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my fave goats 🐐💚💙 #maxverstappen #fernandoalonso #cota #austin
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😅 Fernando Alonso y Max Verstappen probablemente hablando de bebés que agarran cosas del suelo y se las llevan a la boca #F1 #USGP 🇺🇸
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?!?
What do you do if someone traced your artwork then gained 8k likes from it
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I just realized they’re called F1 Drivers because it’s their initials… F - Fernando Alonso 1 - Lando Norris D - Daniel R - Ricciardo I - I don't know V - Verstappen E - Erstappen R- Rstappen S - Suki from 2 Fast 2 Furious
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määääh määaäh 🐐
Cornering sets drivers apart and where they make the difference. This is measured as time through corners and not apex speeds. 1. Ferrari in the top, however the Mercedes upgrades seem to be working. They are right behind them. 2. Norris on par with Verstappen. Piastri seem to be experiencing some issues with the car, the gap is too wide. 3. Alonso was faster than both Piastri and Hadjar in the corners. 4. Opposite ranking of LAW and LIN to the straightline, underlying why their setups must be different. 5. Williams, Haas and Cadillac they all have a general low drag chassis, which is hurting them corner-wise. Take into account Q2 and Q3 runs are done on a track with more track-evolution.
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hes genuienly the goat
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Fernando Alonsos radio after getting into Q2: Cronin "Youre on fire mate" Alonso "Yeah that lap was good" Croning "No your car is on fire"
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sry但是这个照片一直给我这个感觉(
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画得脑子热热的 #MV3
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