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america spelled backwards is "acirema" which doesn't mean anything, have any value, or make any sense
just like the american justice system.
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dear diary
scott fucked up again and killed me
but hey nightcrawler is with me in heaven and he's having a blast pretending to be the devil
i almost declared a civil war on wolverine but then i remembered he actually experienced the real one.
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pro tip: declare a civil war on your friend tony if he ever eats all of your american flag cookies.
someone drew all over my face in red marker and i couldn't see it so i didn't know until like two minutes ago??? whO DID THI S
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Scott and I can't keep anything glass in our room because it always gets thrown into the wall and broken by my powers during sex
my favorite thing about jean is that she's the smartest, most beautiful girl i know and she still loves me even though i'm a douche
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one time my ipod broke so i borrowed scott's and the entire thing was full of mumford & sons, bon iver, and every #1 dance hit from the 70s
if you ever feel bad just know that charles got so high one time he tried to set the mansion on fire in order to "blaze it"
reasons i love jean:
-red hair and lots of red stuff in general
-she's a top
-hot as heck
-loves me even though i'm a jerkface




