“Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Terry Hardacre….”

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“Leotard?!”

“Hitler…Hammersmith.”

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“Gravy?” “Yes, somebody drank all the sherry, didn’t they Eddie!”

“Sad old git’s section…”

Been a lot of ‘pulls your gums back over your teeth’ jokes over the years. Funny as they are, rest in peace Esther ❤️

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“Yeah, and while I'm here, I think I'll have that copy of "Girlie World" an' all.” “Very wise choice Sir.”

“I wonder what sort of great bird'd suit me?” “Blind one. Well, blind deaf masochist really.” “Yeah, I suppose you're right.”

“One lump or two Mr Burglar?”

“Eddie! Stand firm. Where were you at Agincourt?” “I stayed on the bus, remember? With, em, Ethel Cardew.”

“You know, if we ever get through to the other side of this one, I think I'm going to change the way I live. I'm going to get back to Blighty. Find myself a piece of land. Find myself a beautiful woman, heck! Maybe even raise some kids.”

“Hello, I’m from the Gasboard.”

“All right, all right, take it easy you bitch! I mean, Your Bitchness! I mean Lady Bitch of -- oh God Eddie, what do you call them?” “Jugs, what do you call them?”

“But why?” “It's hollow!” “No...Why the duck?” “It came free with the telly.” “Eddie, everything came free with the telly, we were looting! Why didn't you get a free telly with the telly?!” “Well it'd sink in the bath!”

“Eddie! You've been...” “That's right me 'ol black hearted japanate bounty hunter from the devil's lavatory...I've been forging money.”

“What about badger?”

“The language of the gutter-snipe…”