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i’ve got some grape soda on ice and a bearskin rug

New Jersey, USA
Joined December 2011
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Brother if there is a whole mile long strip of nearly empty beach and you park your stupid car directly next to mine and sit directly next to me I’m morally obligated to k*ll you
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Yes, and you can still get the best bagel sandwich in the world for breakfast, go to a hole-in-the-wall Italian joint for some GOATed homestyle cooking for lunch, AND hit a crazy good Middle Eastern spot for dinner. NJ on top still, what are you mad about? Racist ass
I grew up in New Jersey, eating bagels and Italian food. Lots of big houses, big cars, and big malls. Lots of guys with gold chains and girls with teased hair. This is NJ now.
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If you’re alert enough to say “I need narcan”, you are NOT experiencing an opioid overdose!!!
NEW: Female South Carolina police officer collapses after an accidental fentanyl exposure during a search. New bodycam footage shows a Berkeley County deputy jumping into action to save the female deputy who suddenly collapsed. "A female deputy then searched the woman’s person and the report states the deputy found a clear plastic bag that contained an unknown substance in one side of the driver’s bra and a folded-up dollar bill that also contained an unknown substance in the other side," reported WCSC. The male deputy was seen rushing to the cruiser to grab Narcan, which he then administered to the female deputy. The deputy was taken to the hospital and later released.
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No one in ShopRite knows that I am listening to Nightwish
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Someone sent me this
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Rewatching Battlestar Galactica (2004) with Jack and I can’t believe they did my boy Billy soooo dirty like that
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God I hope I am sitting with the lesbian couple traveling with their cat on this flight
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The statistics show that you have the gut of a steroid user who doesn’t tie his own shoes, let alone lift weights, and the brain of an earthworm. Get fucked.
What are the statistics on trans violence? The probability of a trans person being violent appears to be vastly higher than non-trans. Hormone injections cause extreme emotional volatility. That is simply a fact.
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My favorite sport is watching old men ego lift at the gym
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Goodnight sweet prince
The world’s tallest roller coaster, Kingda Ka, located at Six Flags Great Adventure in New Jersey, was imploded this morning 😢
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Just had a vendor selling bootleg Title Fight 2013 tour merch recommended to me on instagram, I am walking into the ocean
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This is why they want to ban TikTok
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If you’re a guy in your early 20s, buy a Colovian Fur Helm Go into debt if you have to This is not satire. You can get a Colovian Fur Helm for 25 gold Having a nice Colovian Fur Helm communicates status to women and business relationships
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MUSTAAAAARD 🚨‼️🗣️ @kendricklamar @mustard @BigDaddyMarc40
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Inviting Cicero from Skyrim to my wedding fr
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Me singing I Don’t Like by Chief Keef.
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