@offcletus

Autistic Southern catboyfailure. Grown ass 26 year old man. original pfp by @catglimmy. 6ft btw

Texas, Dixie
Joined March 2023
Been here a lot, haven’t gone in like 6 years though. Great kolaches
Gotta stop here every time 🤠
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Secure the objective
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Shoutout to Facebook marketplace for another banger to add to my collection
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Ottoman Stormtroopers of the Thunderbolt Army Group/Army Group F 🇹🇷 (TR: Yıldırım Ordular Grubu/GER: Heeresgruppe F) Photo taken in Palestine around 1917-1918
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while drunk accidentally ordered the “china feast FULL BOX” and honestly gotta say this might be the most impressive order I’ve ever pulled off for $20
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while drunk accidentally ordered the “china feast FULL BOX” and honestly gotta say this might be the most impressive order I’ve ever pulled off for $20
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LINE YOUR CAR DOORS WITH THESE NOW! #eatyourneighbors
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Button that makes yuri
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Talked to a boomer who got kicked out of high school, bounced around for a while, designed the transmitter on Voyager II, and then started a pirate radio station.
Life in general was more whimsical before ~Late Gen X. Talk to any Boomer and they were getting up to some nonsense. It’s harder to recover when you leave the straight and narrow track nowadays.
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For my next act, I will be sitting on a twink’s face instead
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Wife picked up a little halal pizza from the place down the street. The kids will be at the park tomorrow playing cricket with the neighborhood kiddos. We even stopped on our golf cart ride to watch the neighbors dump their idol in the local pond. The America my ancestors fought for.
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Ми-24 взлетает по-афгански⁠⁠ Вертолетчик начинает разгон вертолёта с «прижатой» к земле носовой частью и задранной под углом не менее 45 градусов частью хвостовой. В итоге вертолёт на скорости эффектно уходит на взлёт
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How do I get his fit, I swear people in my ghetto city I grew up in dressed like this in the 2000’s
Serbian militia member on a bicycle in the village of Tenja, on the outskirts of Osijek, in 1991.
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I left my puppygirl alone outside and she dug under the fence and killed the kittyboy nextdoor
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Serbian militia member on a bicycle in the village of Tenja, on the outskirts of Osijek, in 1991.
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🟨 INTERESTING: The US military broadcast a series of Emergency Action Messages for a codename "BELT CHAIN". The ID of the recipient is unknown. These broadcasts caught our attention because they came in the middle of the night(!), but are now continuing throughout the day.
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I love the conditioner I use, it’s the Hims one in the grey bottle. Smells and looks great, but it dries out my hair if I use it every day
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bro had a sudden thought and switched sides.
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