I've got soul but I'm not a soldier.

Joined May 2016
Guys I'm off to Mexico where I will hopefully be snorkelling with whale sharks soon!
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i'm in line for a churro
Replying to @airlinevideos
Safer in Tel Aviv than Los Angeles
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chel 😽 retweeted
Well… some of us weren’t stupid
How did we do 4 years of uni without chatgpt? Eiiiii
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Guilty lol
Millennials use “lol” like STOP at the end of a telegram lol
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I can't believe we live in a world where buck being in love with eddie is being addressed IN CANON
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chel 😽 retweeted
craziest authors note i've ever seen
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The happiness I feel everytime Patrick Mahomes is sacked 😸
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Did y’all ever get so mad at someone you won a bunch of Grammys about it
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happy chinese new year! to celebrate, I left work early and started learning korean lol.
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chel 😽 retweeted
you want me to attend a work meeting? the thing that killed Julius Caesar?
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I downloaded the app and checked it out and it's currently thousands of people from America and China all laughing and meming together. Chinese users will post a cat saying "I'm stealing your cats data!" and then they laugh and share cat photos with each other
Xiaohongshu, also known as RedNote, has hit #1 on the US App Store following news of a possible TikTok ban on January 19th.
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you know how most of the time, the airline actually finds your bag? wellll it's been 4 days so I'm pretty sure mine is lost even though I asked them if my bag well definitely make it on the plane when the airline was escorting us for our crazy connection. 😡
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(not a huge deal but it did have some of my favourite non-replaceable clothes and some cool souvenirs.)
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lol uh instagram automatically rendered my "(7 or 8)" as "(7 or 😎" which tbh I did not even remember was a thing
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I'm stuck on a 9 hour flight next to someone who is clearly sick and coughs every couple minutes 😭😭😭 Can we go back to not allowing sick people on planes ty
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I'm home(-ish)! By which I mean I'm back in the States heading to my mom's. Ty Europe for the history, no ty Italy for the racism lol (had a tour guide literally call me a liar for saying I'm from New York) and an extra thanks for the delicious truffles mmmmm
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Happy new year from Athens!
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Is this why Europeans are fitter than Americans lol?? (Granted a good two miles of this was because Google maps directed everyone to a little dead end pier on the Grand Canal and was just like cross to the other side. Uh how? Swim?? lol)
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Sorry @aurora_84 but Dutch still sounds like weird German to me haha. Also one day I will get off the plane in Brussels and actually make it out of the airport.
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In funner news, I'm heading to Italy (and Athens)! Which means I will have officially visited all 7 continents this year without including layover cheats haha. I even did an unexpected cruise in the Bahamas so NA wasn't just an automatic pass.
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