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carefully pushing razor blades into the heroin bonbons I’m distributing to trick or treaters from my legal home address tonight. each one costs me $52 and risks a crazy prison sentence with no possible upside. but someone’s gotta do it
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So, I spoke to people getting food at a food bank and here are some things I learned from those in need:
1. Everyone donates Kraft Mac and Cheese in the box. They can rarely use it because it needs milk and butter which is hard to get from regular food banks.
2. Boxed milk is a treasure, as kids need it for cereal which they also get a lot of.
3. Everyone donates pasta sauce and spaghetti noodles.
4. They cannot eat all the awesome canned veggies and soup unless you put a can opener in too or buy pop tops.
5. Oil is a luxury but needed for Rice a-Roni which they also get a lot of.
6. Spices or salt and pepper would be a real Christmas gift.
7. Tea bags and coffee make them feel like you care.
8. Sugar and flour are treats.
9. They fawn over fresh produce donated by farmers and grocery stores.
10. Seeds are cool in Spring and Summer because growing can be easy for some.
11. They rarely get fresh meat.
12. Tuna and crackers make a good lunch.
13. Hamburger Helper goes nowhere without ground beef.
14. They get lots of peanut butter and jelly but usually not sandwich bread.
15. Butter or margarine is nice too.
16. Eggs are a real commodity.
17. Cake mix and frosting makes it possible to make a child’s birthday cake.
18. Dishwashing detergent is very expensive and is always appreciated.
19. Feminine hygiene products are a luxury and women will cry over that.
20. Everyone loves Stove Top Stuffing.
In all the years I have donated food at the Holidays, I bought what I thought they wanted, but have never asked. I am glad I did. If you are helping a Family this Christmas, maybe this can help you tailor it more. It does for me!
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“SF is the closest thing we have to Puritan New England. No one has sex, no one drinks, and everyone works all the time”
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The standard excuses:
"Roundabouts don't work with high volumes."
"Roundabouts don't work with low volumes."
"Roundabouts don't work in the suburbs."
"Roundabouts don't work in the cities."
"Roundabouts don't work because we're too dumb."
"Roundabouts don't work because we're too smart."
The constant @USDOTFHWA response:
"Roundabouts are a proven safety countermeasure because they can substantially reduce crashes that result in serious injury or death."
Take a deep dive into roundabout design if you're truly interested in saving lives in and out of cars. And remember that like any intersection design, smaller is safer.
Check out this Thing on @thingiverse thingiverse.com/thing:467288…
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Why does chatGPT make up fake academic papers?
By now, we know that the chatbot notoriously invents fake academic references. E.g. its answer to the most cited economics paper is completely made-up (see image).
But why? And how does it make them? A THREAD (1/n) 🧵
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🇺🇦 Situation🧵December 22th
This thread is brought to you by a huge Ukrainian cat farting out Patriot batteries.
h/t @giantcat9
It would be helpful if you like and retweet this tweet, I'm testing something.
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I don't care if your project *is* a working implementation of AGI, I'm still not installing conda for it
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I accidentally relaxed too much and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.
#ADHD
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hey babe, are you ok? someone with an MBA just referred to logistic regression as "machine learning" and you stayed calm
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oh i know where im going these are just my emotional support google maps directions
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Congressman Mike Kelly had $987,237 in PPP loans forgiven.
xitter.cf/MikeKellyPA/status/156…
Asking plumbers and carpenters to pay off the loans of Wall Street advisors and lawyers isn’t just unfair. It’s also bad policy.
foxnews.com/politics/biden-a…
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Congressman Markwayne Mullin had over $1.4 million in PPP loans forgiven.
xitter.cf/RepMullin/status/15624…
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Today is officially the day that Joe Biden signs the Inflation Reduction Act and I would like to make the case that it is a bigger deal than anything else that happened today, or this month, and possibly this year.
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Jury nullification is a powerful weapon against prosecutors who go after women seeking abortions and anyone who tries to help them, as well as parents seeking gender affirming care for their children. Jurors have the right to say "No, not in our name," and nullify.
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Jurors: if a prosecutor asks you to make a felon out of a woman seeking an abortion or someone who helps her to get one, or a mother trying to help her child get affirming care, stand up and say no. These laws may exist, but you do not have to enforce them. You have the power.
























