retired, avid motorcyclist and backyard chicken flock keeper.

Joined October 2009
Audrey Stevenson ❌👑 retweeted
Companies always give away coffee tumblers as promo gifts. Nobody needs another tumbler. Everybody has too many. What businesses should be giving away is chip clips. Everybody needs an extra chip clip. This is an important tweet.
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Audrey Stevenson ❌👑 retweeted
Silicon Valley keeps building me a husband when what I really want is a wife lol I don't want an agent that only does one-off, random tasks that are nice but not life-changing: booking flights, making dinner reservations, or buying tickets I want an AI wife who knows what’s on the family calendar, remembers there’s a birthday party Saturday and we haven’t bought a gift then sends me options, realizes we’re almost out of diapers and buys them, knows which bills are coming up, remembers someone needs a dentist appointment and books it, figures out what the hell we’re eating all week and what we need from the grocery store, and generally keeps track of the 47 things that need to happen before anyone else even realizes they need to happen. So, who's building me an AI wife that carries the mental load instead of an AI husband that waits for me to give it a chore??
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Audrey Stevenson ❌👑 retweeted
If you’re fine with mass surveillance because you’re “not doing anything wrong,” just wait until they redefine what “wrong” means.
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Audrey Stevenson ❌👑 retweeted
THE 45-MINUTE HOMEWORK SYSTEM THAT ENDED THE NIGHTLY FIGHT IN MY HOUSE. Set it up before school starts, not in week four when everybody already hates it. 1. The setup.
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Audrey Stevenson ❌👑 retweeted
A fully masked ICE agent pepper sprayed a woman in New York yesterday merely for videotaping. This is what tyranny looks like in Trump’s America. Imagine if Biden had Trump supporters pepper sprayed for videotaping.
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Audrey Stevenson ❌👑 retweeted
🚨BREAKING: Men posed as ICE agents and detained and assaulted a woman… and Tom Homan is telling everyone that they just have to comply with this. A woman was driving on Highway 211, in Oregon, when a vehicle with flashing red and blue lights pulled behind her. Believing she was being stopped by law enforcement, she pulled over. Two men approached her vehicle, one was carrying a rifle, and they claimed to be ICE agents and told her she was being detained. They pulled her out of her car, searched her, and put her in the back of their vehicle. Then, a third man… who remained inside the vehicle… assaulted her. He told her he was the “guard.” The men were wearing tactical vests labeled “POLICE,” carrying fake badges, and wore face coverings. They held her for nearly 20 minutes before telling her she was free to go… and then she drove herself to the hospital. And while she was there, she reported that she started receiving text messages from someone claiming to be a law firm offering legal representation for her detention. Federal authorities later confirmed this was NOT an official ICE operation… These were people pretending to be federal agents. And this is exactly why Tom Homan telling people to “comply” with anyone claiming to be ICE is so incredibly dangerous. Because what is a person supposed to do when someone in a tactical vest, carrying a gun, pulls them over with flashing lights and says they are federal agents? Just trust them? This is not about telling people to resist legitimate law enforcement. This is about the government normalizing a system where anyone can look like an armed federal agent, claim to have authority over you, and expect you to obey without being able to verify who they are. That doesn’t make people safer. It makes everyone more vulnerable to being kidnapped, assaulted, or killed by criminals who know they can pretend to be ICE.
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Audrey Stevenson ❌👑 retweeted
The law should be: If the doctor is recommending it, it should be ILLEGAL for the insurance companies to deny it without appealing to a board of physicians. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND
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Audrey Stevenson ❌👑 retweeted
Remember when a congresswoman had to bring her newborn to work because moms with newborns weren’t supposed to get special treatment? So where the fuck is Mitch McConnell?
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Audrey Stevenson ❌👑 retweeted
I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND EVERYONE WHO IS THANKING DONALD TRUMP FOR MAKING THE WORLD CUP POSSIBLE THAT AMERICA GOT THE WORLD CUP UNDER PRESIDENT OBAMA 🙄
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Walter Cronkite: After liberating execution camps… Germans (who cried) they didn’t know…were as as guilty as Nazis…because they applauded when Hitler shut down (media) and said, ‘We don’t need to know. We trust our government...’ It’s our duty to know.
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Audrey Stevenson ❌👑 retweeted
My wife and I own a pharmacy. Last month we spent days trying to pry one prescription loose from a company that did everything it could to hold onto it. The drug was everolimus. A generic. It treats cancer and protects transplant patients from rejecting their new organ. Not exotic. Not rare. A pill. The patient wanted it filled with us because we're cash-pay and cost-plus. No insurance. No PBM. No secret markups, no games. Our price was $318. That's not cheap by our standards — most of what we fill runs under $20 — but it was honest. Here's what that same prescription looked like on the other side of the counter. In 2023, Medicare was paying about $6,645 for it. That's roughly 21 times our price for the identical medication. Medicare spent around $240 million on everolimus alone that year. If they'd paid our price, they'd have saved roughly $230 million. On one generic drug. So how does an insurance company profit off a drug that expensive? Don't they pay for it? No. You pay for it. In your premiums. Their job isn't to spend less — it's to keep your healthcare dollars circulating inside their own companies. And the tool they use is called spread pricing. Spread pricing works like this: the middleman bills the health plan one price, pays the pharmacy a lower one, and keeps the difference. You never see it. On TRICARE, they pay an independent pharmacy like mine about $311 to fill everolimus. That barely covers our cost of the drug. Meanwhile the plan gets billed thousands. That gap — north of $6,000 on a single fill — is pure margin the middleman pockets. Now here's the part they'd rather you not think about. The pharmacy we were fighting was Accredo. Accredo is owned by Express Scripts. Express Scripts is the pharmacy benefit manager owned by Cigna. Same company, three masks. That nesting-doll structure isn't an accident — it's the whole design. When the pharmacy, the PBM, and the insurer are all one entity, they can shuffle money between their own pockets and call it whatever they want. The confusion is the product. And this isn't a story about one weird drug. It's the business model. The FTC has been digging into exactly this. In its January 2025 report on the three biggest PBMs — CVS Caremark, Express Scripts, and OptumRx — staff found those companies marked up specialty generic drugs by hundreds and thousands of percent when dispensing through their own affiliated pharmacies. Just those markups generated more than $7.3 billion above what the drugs actually cost to acquire, from 2017 to 2022. One in five of the specialty generics they studied was marked up over 1,000%. Some cancer generics: over 3,000%. On top of that, the FTC pegged spread pricing on those same drugs at another $1.4 billion. One example straight from the FTC's files: dimethyl fumarate, a multiple sclerosis drug. Costs about $177 to acquire. The PBMs paid their own pharmacies close to $4,000 for a 30-day supply. Same trick. Different drug. And they steer the profitable ones to themselves on purpose. Pharmacies affiliated with the big three took in 68% of specialty dispensing revenue in 2023 — up from 54% in 2016. The prescriptions marked up more than $1,000 disproportionately end up at their own pharmacies, not independents like mine. So when we called to transfer this patient's everolimus to be filled without insurance, it landed like we were asking them to set $6,000 on fire. Of course they stonewalled us. That's why we fired them. No insurance means no invisible $6,000 charge buried in a premium you can't itemize. It means the price you see is the price. Ours was $318. Theirs was thousands. Same pill.
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Audrey Stevenson ❌👑 retweeted
The sitting president of the United States had to pay $5 million to a woman he raped and defamed, and not one person in his entire cult of a party is calling for his resignation. Not one.
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Audrey Stevenson ❌👑 retweeted
I just wanted to update my resume. Instead, I accidentally proved how a multi-billion-dollar AI tool hallucinates a glass ceiling for women. I changed a single variable: My name. Here is what happened when "Jennifer" became "Jeff."
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Audrey Stevenson ❌👑 retweeted
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Audrey Stevenson ❌👑 retweeted
On this 82nd anniversary of D-Day, remember: The way we wonder why Germans didn’t stop Hitler is exactly how the rest of the world views Americans and Trump today.
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Audrey Stevenson ❌👑 retweeted
My hot take is US Senators should be paid whatever their states minimum wage is. That’s how you represent your constituents, you live like them.
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Audrey Stevenson ❌👑 retweeted
I woke up to a message from New Hampshire. A bill had made it to the state Senate — one that Representative Julie Miles championed after watching me do peer-to-peer calls with insurance reviewers who weren't qualified to be making decisions about my patients. I'm a surgeon in Texas. I had no idea this had traveled that far. Between cases at Redbud today, I fired off emails to NH Senate members, logged into a YouTube Live, and watched HB 1554 pass. Here's what it does: ✅ Requires peer reviewers to be actual peers — credentialed, named, with their NPI number and specialty certification on the line ✅ Allows physicians to communicate with that peer reviewer at any point in the prior auth process — not just after a denial or on appeal This is a patient-centered, common-sense reform. And it happened because someone posted something. Told the truth. Did the right thing. Thank you, Representative Julie Miles and Senator Tim McGough. New Hampshire just set a standard. I hope other states are paying attention. Get involved. Speak up. You never know what good it might do.
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Audrey Stevenson ❌👑 retweeted
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Audrey Stevenson ❌👑 retweeted
Had a 45-minute conversation with my 15-year-old son tonight about abortion. He came in hot with “there should be restrictions.” So I went hard. Not to bully him — to build him. We talked about bias. About whose body we’re actually discussing. About what it means to hold an opinion on something that will never, ever affect your body. I asked him to look up the stats. Read the actual data. Then come back and finish this sentence: “I’m a man, and I should have the final say over a woman’s body because…” He couldn’t finish it. That’s the point. He’s 15. He’s allowed to be wrong. What matters is that he’s willing to think — really think — not just echo what he’s heard. Raising boys who become men who understand bodily autonomy isn’t optional. It’s the whole job and now I’m tired because he gets these opinions from kids in school. Gawd.
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Audrey Stevenson ❌👑 retweeted
Replying to @KurtSupeCPA
70% of stress in modern times is trying to figure everything out because it’s all so intentionally complicated. Plus, you’re trying not to be scammed by literally everyone. I want the 80s back.
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