Me: "10:38, I'm still in my nightgown." Sam: "It's a mid-morning gown. It is what you make it."

I don't think this "age defying" body wash is working.

I put on my exercise pants and my running shoes and then worked on a puzzle.

Dear @fitbit , please develop the technology to remind me *why* I climbed the stairs. Thank you.

we need photo evidence of cartwheels at the farm.

Test drove a car today with my husband shot-gun, my adult sons in the back, and the salesman on the hump.

I don't get why your character isn't in the film, but I'm still excited to see it. The necklace is outstanding.

Knitters, Sewers, @BristolIvy: Go here for hours of fun with shape calculators and template generators. blocklayer.com/default.aspx

Stink bug in my shirt. I'm in the car. I'm the driver.

Sometime in the last few days my envelopes licked themselves shut.

Sam on coworker: "He's great. He doesn't swear. He eats sandwiches."

Wearing mine too, ain't it the best? Use it often to measure my knitting.

Bristol, Thea, and Jess have them too -- they're the trendsetters. It's a handy tool, pun intended.

We will name her Sonya, in honor of another birthday girl. Happy birthday @sonyaphilip and Sonya the lamb.

Clun Forest Romney cross ewe born this morning on Doc Mason's farm. Cannot wait to meet her!

That-----is-----outstanding!

Not knowing what you're doing is really fun. - Jeanette Baum

My phone's calendar has no icon for visiting the dentist. But there is one for going parachuting, should I need it.

Just when I thought I couldn't love these children more -- they're blasting EY&F's September in my house.