I don't like fast zombies.

a bunker
Joined July 2008
I don't think anyone thought this through. The snow & street cars in this city will end this venture real quick. Left turns in TO require luck & a prayer. Those cars will be holding up so much traffic. Is this why they're getting rid of bike lanes?
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i just think it's funny that the nhl tried to capitalize (very poorly) on heated rivalry, and jacob tierney said absolutely the fuck not
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thinking about them
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It turns out that destroying data centers will make the world a better place. Neato.
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Toronto my hometown and favourite city in the whole world Iโ€™m begging you not to elect a guy named Bradford Bradford to any political office but especially please donโ€™t vote for him for mayor. Weโ€™re just getting our shit together we donโ€™t need that loser.
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This is what the internet was made for ๐Ÿ˜‚
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I politely asked my sister not to post photos of me on her FB from the trip we just took. She disregarded my wishes and posted them anyway. Am I overreacting or am I valid in my anger?
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As a Canadian itโ€™s so interesting seeing all the booktok girlies becoming obsessed with hockey and how many hockey related books there are because everyone here knows hockey guys are genuinely the worst ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Rail is more than a means of transportation in Canada. Itโ€™s part of our story.ย  For the first time in four decades, VIA Rail passenger cars that were once made in the United States, will be built in Canada, with Canadian materials, and by Canadian workers.
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I hope every game and every arena Edmonton plays there's a chant of "No means no!" for the entire season. It's your curse you cowards.
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What a disappointment you are, cousin. Thought you might be the one to help change the culture. Coward.
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If this Elizabeth Holmes doc is the first time youโ€™re hearing about Nathan Fielder, you are NOT ready to just jump right in. You need to prep. You need to train. You need to build up your secondhand embarrassment tolerance first. Nathan Fielder is advanced-level discomfort.
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It is impossible to speak directly to someone at my LOCAL ScotiaBank branch. There is no direct line that gives me a living person who is physically in my neighbourhood. So much wasted time & money to have my call re-routed to Bangladesh, @scotiabank
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i am the #1 brett bateman enjoyer. this kid is special man and i could talk about it for hours. i literally cannot stop telling people how good he is. baseball player down to his absolute core
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Love to see women in male dominated fields
A Colombian hitwoman, known as โ€˜The Doll,โ€™ was allegedly arrested for several m*rders, including her ex-boyfriend ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Notebooks on Doug Ford's Staples portal: $2.51. Retail price: 79 cents. Exercise books teachers bought in June for $7.49: now $17. This gov't locked 80,000 teachers into one American-owned company. So much for Doug Fordโ€™s tough talk. Cancel the deal. Let teachers buy local.
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has everyone lost their goddamn minds
Snickers has made a digital candy bar you can โ€œfeedโ€ to AI when it starts giving bad answers The HungrAI bar prompts the chatbot to rethink its response
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I love us, but I do not think we are ready for this. We haven't shaken off US influence enough to be a contender. But I wish every one luck! Go nutes, Canada!
Canada is going to Eurovision 2027. ย  If you have what it takes to represent Canada at the most gloriously over-the-top celebration of music on earth, apply now: cbc.radio-canada.ca/en/eurovโ€ฆ
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