@occupied_9

can you help me occupy my brain 🇧🇷🇮🇪

 South London
Joined November 2019
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Ketchup as first choice for fries as an adult is poor
Chef 👩🏻‍🍳
@chefsevennOct 18
Ketchup is gone forever… what are you dipping your fries in? 🍟
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This is what a vile cunt of an MP looks like
Helen Whately MP
@Helen_WhatelyOct 17
We are going to have to make sacrifices to defend our country. We are going to have to get welfare spending under control👇
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Second half from United was woeful from the first whistle and the gaffer takes half an hour to make a change: Mason Mount. It’s almost like he’s got Southgate’s assistant advising him.
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By the way, United fans shouldn’t even listen to the opinions of rival fans on topics to do with our ownership & boardroom. They’re clueless, lacking perspective & just speaking from a place of tribalism. Just ignore.
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Manchester United have already reached the point under a new manager where we’re worse than when the previous manager left.
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The videos on YouTube where they dump a pile of random foods in the woods and see which animals like it. Most calming content I’ve seen in a while.
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So glad he was too shit to score in the game so has to save his tough talk for after 🤣
Central
@WestHam_CentralSep 28
"If I say what I think about Ireland, I'll probably be suspended for a few games." – Solomon following 3-0 loss to Ireland
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Carrick’s passive personality is now being reflected on the pitch. The most dangerous type of negative influence. A passive manager short of ideas is far worse than a demanding manager short of ideas. Because it leads to complacency, which is the biggest disease.
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Great battle between Dorgu, Maguire and Dalot for dumbest defender performance in a derby. Dalot took an early lead, Dorgu overtook him into pole position only for Maguire to steal the points in the final 20 mins. What a contest.
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I’ve only just learned we gave Tielemens a 5-year contract at the age of 29. That’s a bit chaotic tbh.
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Two weeks left of the window and not a whisper. What have Ineos got cooking.
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Replying to @triffic_stuff_
I personally don’t think Gary Speed was selfish, or Graham Thorpe, or Ricky Hatton, or David Bairstow, or David Kelly, or Justin Fashanu, or Chester Bennington, or Chris Cornell, or the 6,190 people who died by suicide in the UK in 2024. It remains the biggest killer of men under 50 and women under 35, if you’re struggling call Samaritans on 116 123.
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Gotta look after parents who didn’t look after you is a wild concept.
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@cashyamsAug 9
I'm ngl pound for pound the UK might be the funniest place in the world
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Some people are just natural story tellers. Delivery on point RIP Webby
Stretford Paddock
@StretfordPaddckAug 13
Replying to @StretfordPaddck
We always knew we’d be in for a good laugh when Webby came in, so it only feels right to share this again… One of the funniest moments we’ve ever had on the channel. You’ll never be forgotten. ❤️
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Scotty@arghkidAug 13
Webby lived, breathed, bled Manchester United. His anecdotes were pure gold; the ones shared in a public forum only scrape the surface. He was absolutely mint to be around. The club has icons beyond those on the pitch, and as far as United fans go, he was a legend off it.
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It’s with deep sorrow and unimaginable grief we announce the passing of Darren (Webby) yesterday on 12th August after a long battle with cancer. Darren absolutely loved life, his family, friends, followers and his beloved United 🇾🇪
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When it’s Messi suddenly nobody wants to talk about the individual being detrimental to his team because he can’t be substituted.
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Dude I cannot stop watching this kid. This is the most impressive thing I’ve seen in a very long time. The crow is unreal
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Why are so many lads in south London wearing Argentina shirts? 🤣
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