damn fool, with damn fool dog.

Manchestor
Joined March 2013
Hey @EnvAgency - the bridgewater aqueduct over the Mersey river seems to have additional damage/movement since early Jan. Today, it’s dripping, which I’ve never seen. Could someone look? Tried both your numbers but it’s not an incident yet, nor is it your asset. But, dripping…
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The bridgewater canal company are going to have a look. Hoping to be crying wolf,
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These parents will let their kids get run over by a 1/4 ton cow and then froth at the mouth over a book that acknowledges gay people exist being in the middle school library
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On a mission to take Theo as many places as I can. Thanks for being dog friendly @Wickes, and your staff at #Bagually (?) for moving a load of wood to get to what I needed.
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James Procter retweeted
What happens when ordinary people make a stand against the entrenched inequities of the powers that be? Embark on a wild grassroots political thriller ride from 19th century Bolton to mid-21st century Manchester, in my debut fiction collection. amazon.co.uk/Echoes-Resistan…
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I live on the canal with my dog. His life is full of middle aged men riding too fast on e-bikes. He now reacts badly to anyone in fluorescent clothing. That’s basically how #AI works 😂
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This can only be good news (alt text ‘cos twitter is now shit - update to terms of service of whatever twitter is called now)
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Replying to @_Red_Long
Are people still doing this? I am, and think the descriptions are usually funnier than the actual tweets
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OMG ⁦@elonmusk⁩ is sooooo fucking needy that I now get notifications when they tweet. What a loser
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Heron eating a rat it chased into the canal, drowned and then picked out!
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I’m not sure I’ve ever done has brought as much joy to people as #TheDogIsFriendly sign, and the actual dog.
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Harsh but fair.
When it comes to Germany, I don’t think it’s “uncharted territory”
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One of my unfavourite things of working at @vagina_museum is sometimes stumbling on bizarre far-right conspiracy theories surrounding the museum. Here's one which is just a little bit funny, brought to you by that chud who had to eat a book because he was so wrong...
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I have been interested in titanic since childhood. Finally watching the film. Not so far, as interesting as the discovery backstory. amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/12/13/u…
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Bored now, want them to drown.
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I’m sure I just heard @holland_tom on some kind of mashup with @themarkrad @StuartMaconie I’m sure he was muttering about Christianity (About 60 secs ago)
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Proof, if it were needed, that sacral talk is everywhere
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Hey @TheRestHistory - hacking the bbc to get more ears. “Poor form” 😀
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