My boss: “please tell me you’re not still posting Simpsons GIFs on our account.” Me:

The perfect Simpsons GIF for describing the experience of running a twitter account for an oatmeal company doesn’t exis-

My boss: “Do you think these tweets actually help us sell oatmeal? They don’t.” Me:

Someone just gave us $21m dollars to make more oatmeal. I’ll quit if this means I can’t post Simpsons GIFs anymore. nosh.com/news/2023/ace-in-th…

You can be *this* regular if you eat Oats Overnight everyday.

The first three represent 99.99% of people when I tweet Simpsons GIFs. Nelson represents you.

What I see when an influencer doctor says all carbs are bad for you and you should only eat raw liver:

Live view from our flavor lab:

Only one time each year I can use this GIF. Happy new year to all 10 of you who will see this!

Anytime a Simpsons GIF gets more than 10 likes:

Me, now that the holiday break is over and I have to go back to work tweeting Simpsons GIFs:

Enjoying the day off after Christmas like…

My boss, now that he can see the tens of impressions my Simpsons GIFs are generating for the company after doubting my strategy for years.

Should we keep posting Simpsons GIFs instead of oatmeal content?

Me, joining the marketing meeting to tell them I’m tweeting again:

Wait are you saying I might not be able to post Simpsons GIFs that have nothing to do with oatmeal for a short while if Twitter goes down?

POV: what I see at marketing meetings when the team tells me they don’t understand why I’m tweeting Simpsons GIFs

I’m sick of my Simpsons tweets that are only loosely related to oatmeal getting so few likes, and I’m even more sick of hearing about it from my boss. If more people don’t start liking them, I’m going to change absolutely nothing.