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careful, my bones

Montréal, Québec
Joined September 2013
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So glad I’m finally at the age where I can recognize that Stanley Tucci has actually been smoking hot this whole time
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girls just wanna have fun!🫀
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#FairyCreek--Sept 9, 2021: "RCMP brutality and arrests continue apace. Yesterday, they smashed a van window, dragged out the elderly woman sleeping inside then ran over her vehicle with a backhoe. Here's the result" mailchi.mp/c9ed352aac2e/mess…
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I spent my first weekend at Fairy Creek. I cannot stress how serious the situation is right now. 900+ arrests of land defenders often through extremely violent means, RCMP and police continuing to illegally block access to the forest. Police kidnapping occurring daily 1/
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One of the greatest, albeit longest, jokes of #NormMacdonald’s career… #RIP xitter.cf/LightsCameraPod/status…
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Aerial view of one of the areas of Yakutia, Russia's coldest and largest territory, which by now has lost at least a million hectares of forests to wildfires. No estimate yet of how damaging the situation has been/is to wildlife #wildfires2021Russia
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"Who's Becca?" Recommended by @Abbs666 , 'Becca' is a short where Max and Daphne share a lovestruck evening while a bizarre secret looms. This short rom-com is available to watch during #LFEST as part of the "Real Love" strand 🎥 🌈 (bit.ly/3vER7zG) @ncywebb
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On Missing Children and Burial Information, the Truth and Reconciliation Commission had six Calls-to-Action which have not yet been completed. Here are the six:
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All actresses must exist within one of the Three Stages of Womanhood: teenage alcoholic screaming at mom, working at magazine in The Big Apple (bakery also acceptable), and vigorously moisturizing hands while fighting with husband. There is nothing else.
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Saying he was “fed up” and “at the end of his rope” implies that if only the objects of his obsession had fulfilled their purpose and fucked him sooner this never would have happened and literally I want to vomit from rage
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My absolute dream job is to be a b-roll cameraman on The Great British Bake Off. All the chaos going on in the tent and I’m just outside filming sheep? Who do I have to sleep with I’m serious
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I want Riverdale, but with the cast of Pen15.
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They call in the National Guard and forcefully remove indigenous people when we stand on our own lands in our own power, but they won’t call in the national guard on the white supremacist who just stormed the capital.
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For every artist who’s ever been told that their products are overpriced. This one’s for you 😌
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All I need in this life of sin is a tearful Nicole Kidman whisper
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I can hear my roommate and his boyfriend giggling lovingly in the shower should I go in there and attack them for flaunting their happiness at me through the wall or no
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Someone stole my credit card info, charged a ton of purchases and signed up for a handful of subscriptions but honestly the worst part of the entire ordeal is that I now receive emails from David’s Tea twice a day and can’t seem to unsubscribe, hard as I try.
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Doomed to wander this earth, haunted by the reminder that someone took my personal info and used it to ???? sign up for ???? David’s nasty ass Tea???? and said yes please sign me up for the twice-a-day newsletter while you’re at it??
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Bold of me, a person who has not had human contact in ten months, to decide now to start watching Outlander. Apparently I learned nothing from the great Normal People debacle of April 2020. This is fine. I’m fine.
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How dare @netflix allow that woman to yell Delta Dawn at me every time I open the homepage. In this climate?? Have we not suffered enough
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