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Mark Matheson

@nzrunner

Many tweets brought to you by alcohol. Any regrets felt by the author in 24 hours are solely the responsibility of that author and will not evoke an apology.

 Sydney, Australia
resume.myturf.com.au
Joined April 2009
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I’m never going to break the world record, but I’m happy I can still knock it out in around 60 seconds
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Pretty sure I’m not the only person who despises the new Twitter “For You” tab 🤬
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A mighty kauri has fallen 🥲
The New Zealand Team (@TheNZTeam) profile pictureThe New Zealand Team@TheNZTeam1 Dec 2022
No-one ever exemplified the Olympic spirit of triumphing over adversity better than Sir Murray Halberg. Rest in Peace Sir Murray 🖤 7 July 1933 - 30 November 2022
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Microsoft Teams is a steaming pile of horse excrement!
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Ireland is completely outplaying the AB's but that is horribly inconsistent application of the rules ... red card last week, yellow card this week #BullSpit
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I think I need to get my car serviced every day 🤔#LardButt #MuchNeeded #Exercise
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I just opened my front door to find a parcel I have been waiting for for two weeks. No contact from the courier, no knock on the door. This sticker was on the parcel 🤔
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New additions to my @rodemics family. Works with my phone and my new camera (yet to arrive)
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A New Zealand sportsman who deserves every accolade coming his way. Thank you! 🖤 #BlackCaps
BLACKCAPS (@BLACKCAPS) profile pictureBLACKCAPS@BLACKCAPS4 Apr 2022
And the last word goes to the man himself, @RossLTaylor! #ThanksRosco #NZvNED
This time last year, I was knocking back bourbons and waiting for these guys to take the stage 😎 #Memories #ColdChisel
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I saw, I tried, I threw them out ... do not believe the marketing hype ... hard seltzer is expensive garbage
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So sorry to hear that JJ Williams has passed away! It was a pleasure to have shared your jersey.
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Celebrating the long weekend, a friends birthday and the start of summer #Sydney #SuperbWeather #NotAtAComputer #EnjoyingLife #CleaningTheGrogCupboard
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Someone has a sense of humour 😊 @PWTooStrong @troyhunt
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Wow, 2020 really does suck. RIP Ennio Morricone variety.com/2020/film/global…
Brilliant and accurate piece of editing!
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This is a good piece of advice. A better piece of advice would be letting us retain that setting permanently!!! @Twitter @TwitterSupport
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Twitter is becoming almost unusable ... every 7th tweet is “Promoted”. Hope the block list doesn’t have a limit 🤬 – at Sydney, New South Wales
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I wonder if @AWSCloudANZ could make it any harder to sign up for one of their "Free Tier" products. Why do I need to get my bank to authorise a charge for a free product!!??
Oh no! I grew up with The Goodies. Another part of my childhood gone 😢 – at Sydney, New South Wales
BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) profile pictureBBC News (UK)
@BBCNews12 Apr 2020
Comedian Tim Brooke-Taylor dies at the age of 79 after contracting coronavirus bbc.in/2JX57hR
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