ALT A New York Times "Weekend Projects" headline reads: "We Built This Giant Lady To Help Us Steal A Statue." Subheadline: "Her job will be to pick the statue up and put it on a flatbed truck." The editorial illustration is a bunch of people building a massive woman.

ALT A New York Times Opinion Section Headline: "This is why no one likes archers," Subheadline: "other athletes get alone fine but archers fucking suck." Below is an editorial illustration of an arrow piercing a basketball, a football and a soccer ball simultaneously.

ALT Headline: "How About This: I'm Italian" Subheadline: "Let's compromise." Photo of Hilaria and Alec Baldwin posing for photos on the red carpet.

ALT A screenshot of a New York Times Opinion section headline and hero image: "Opinion: We Put Coins Into The Corn," Subheadline: "Because we were bored, that's WHY!" And the photo is of a corn husk peeling pack to reveal coins where there should be corn, one of those abstract editorial photoshop monstrosities that doesn't really make sense.

ALT A photo of a cow peeking over the top of her pen. The headline reads "Can you find the cow in this picture?"

ALT Headline: "Brutal: Pixar has to make a movie about Malcolm Gladwell." The headline image is a still from the 2017 Pixar movie 'Coco,' the part where Miguel stares at a glowing flower.

ALT A bunch of very "Christian parent on Facebook meme" bible quotes and then a photoshopped image of Jesus hanging from a cross that is actually a crossword.

ALT Section: Opinion, Headline: "These Are Our Interns," Subheadline: "Maybe they do all have tight little asses, but that's just a coincidence." Below is a highly-stylized editorial illustration of some young hip-looking people lifting weights.