just a place to call my own, as i drift into the zone 🪼| probably talking about tv 🎬| muppet adjacent she/they 🥭| PhD in Challengers (2024) 💖💜💙 | 🇯🇲🇭🇹
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lazuli ☀️🌷 | harper stern’s 2nd wife retweeted
janine dressing up as Susie Carmichael like Cree Summer not stalking around the abbott halls #AbbottElementary
lazuli ☀️🌷 | harper stern’s 2nd wife retweeted
Godzilla in front of the iconic TCL Chinese Theatre at the ‘GODZILLA MINUS ZERO’ Hollywood premiere.
lazuli ☀️🌷 | harper stern’s 2nd wife retweeted
janine as susie carmichael….. oh my shayla #abbottelementary
lazuli ☀️🌷 | harper stern’s 2nd wife retweeted
Sandwiches that used to be $5 are $15. Cans of pop that used to be 50 cents are $2. The dollar menu is now the $3 menu. The $5 family size bag of chips is $9. Your free side of fries is somehow $5 now. And people will look you dead in the face and say it's a spending issue
lazuli ☀️🌷 | harper stern’s 2nd wife retweeted
I really don't care to hear Florida slander when none of it is interested in the ways Florida & its marginalized people are abused by the system.
if Florida's a dumping ground for the unscrupulous rich, what do you think is happening to the marginalized people who live here?
lazuli ☀️🌷 | harper stern’s 2nd wife retweeted
worst state for jobs and more expensive than New York. why the fuck am i still here.
Florida is one of the worst states for residents searching for a job, according to a new WalletHub study. wfla.com/news/florida/florid…
lazuli ☀️🌷 | harper stern’s 2nd wife retweeted
You got billionaires coming to Florida to evade taxes. You got out of touch grandparents coming to Florida to rot in the Villages. You got a corrupt Brazilian candidate coming to Florida to evade exile and live off taxpayers. You’ve got Cubans being the densest demographic 😭
lazuli ☀️🌷 | harper stern’s 2nd wife retweeted
happy halloween & halloween fun barbie & kelly's 🎃 ̟࿔*:⋆
lazuli ☀️🌷 | harper stern’s 2nd wife retweeted
Literally created because a trans woman tried to out them all years ago
lazuli ☀️🌷 | harper stern’s 2nd wife retweeted
my brain simply cannot rationalize having kids bc like 90% of the time THIS is the answer parents give. or that it’s hard and unforgiving. it doesn’t make the possibility of being a parent very exciting when everyone is basically saying they hate it, regret it, and are sad a lot.
lazuli ☀️🌷 | harper stern’s 2nd wife retweeted
lowkey this is kinda how every conversation ends w/ parents. “i hate parenthood but i love my kid” seems to be the almost universal consensus.
i’ve asked moms & dads w varying kids ages to name things good abt parenthood, NOT abt their kid. they always seem to struggle
lazuli ☀️🌷 | harper stern’s 2nd wife retweeted
Not watching Adventure Time in order as a kid is the closest experience to Love Death and Robots for toddlers
