
Writer, snarker, martini-er. All debatable careers. Pragmatic Progressive. Perpetually snitty. #UniversalCareNow #SmartWomenRule #VoteBlue 🌻
Falls Church, VA
Joined June 2009
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Replying to @chalkline03 @RexChapman
So, if you want to smoke in a restaurant, barefoot and without pants on, get liquored up and drive home, that should be fine. Because other people should not rain on your parade, right?
I just took my 94 year old grandma to vote. It was a bit of a to-do getting her there, but the poll workers were fantastic. There are not words to express what we both felt for her being able to cast that vote for #HarrisForPOTUS. A moment I will never forget. 🍸🍸
Not sure how I missed this, but damn does this make me cheerful.🍸🍸
Martin Sheen getting the crowd singing “America The Beautiful” before last night’s rally with #MichelleObama and @aliciakeys .
This ad hit me right in the feels. We can do this.🍸🍸
NEW AD🌟 Introducing "American Girl" – a powerful anthem for women as we stand together to reclaim our freedoms at the ballot box! 🗳️💪
Our voices matter. It's time to defeat Trump & MAGA extremism!🇺🇸
#AmericanGirl #WeWontGoBack
Watching this compilation is simply stunning. This is who the press has been normalizing for years. This is the man so many twisted themselves like pretzels to play a “both sides” game even while he insulted their colleagues. They threw away credibility & ethics all for what?😳
Trump is 100% the ultimate scumbag.
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Love this so much. 🎵Ain’t no sticker like the one I got🎵🍸🍸
🚨SPECIAL REPORT 🚨
Beautiful people, we are one WEEK away from one of the most defining moments of our generation, Election Day for the 47th President of The United States of America.
ARE YOU READY?
ARE YOU VOTING EARLY OR ON NOVEMBER 5TH?
No matter who you’re voting for, exercise your power, solidify how you plan to vote, and let’s make history.
Go to vote.org for all of your voting details.
We are not going back to the past let’s move forward into the future! Let’s vote!!!
I know for many it might seem minor. My mom is almost 80 and has been a @washingtonpost subscriber for half a century. It is her local paper, and she literally reads it cover to cover every day. She is currently on the phone cancelling. Small gesture, but incredibly patriotic.🍸
The sad part is that although the History “commercial” is supposed to be comedy, it is desperately needed for a faction of very real people…and an actual candidate for president. I can’t wait for MVP to become POTUS. What a relief it will be. Vote. Vote. Vote.🍸
I love this. We really need a whole new generation of Schoolhouse Rock. 🍸🍸
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I literally have my dream World Series. Yankees/Dodgers. Mookie/Fabulous Freddie/Ohtani versus Soto/Judge/Stanton. Yes, please. Bring it.🍸❤️🍸❤️🍸❤️
Ok, I literally laughed out loud. Mea culpa. 🍸🍸
Replying to @Timodc
Waiter: “What would you like to drink?”
Customer: “I’d like a medium Arnold Palmer.”
Waiter: “Sorry, Sir, but that only comes in extra large.”
This is simply spectacular. More, please.🍸🍸🍸
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Love this so much!🍸🍸
Halloween has been won. Whoever this is, they’re my hero.
Also, I LOVE HALLOWEEN!
#Halloween













