i love having a clean apartment :) not including under things, behind things, up high spots, inside closets, or the crack between the counter and the oven of course :) also anything close up

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felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 · Oct 22, 2026 · 7:10 PM UTC

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felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩@liIpochacoOct 22

15 years ago it was kind of annoying to be named “meg” between family guy, drake & josh, things like that. then thee stallion changed the world

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jeremiah jack · Oct 11, 2026 · 10:13 PM UTC

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when im at work i want to do so many things and then i get home and all i wanna do is drink and get high and read wikipedia articles

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Aelin · Oct 7, 2026 · 10:30 PM UTC

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Aelin@linnssinsOct 7

if trauma is stored in the hips than wtf is in the shoulders because damn.

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dumbass👻🎃🧡💟☃️ · Oct 6, 2026 · 7:11 PM UTC

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dumbass👻🎃🧡💟☃️@ungratefuljedOct 6

googling the right prompt to have it give me quaaludes

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JUST IN: Utah becomes the first U.S. state to allow AI to prescribe medication without direct doctor review.

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Utah has approved a limited AI sandbox pilot (Nolla Health) allowing AI to prescribe certain low-risk acne medications after an initial phased review period. This is not unrestricted AI prescribing of any medication. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

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sam · Oct 5, 2026 · 12:01 AM UTC

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sam@grrleaterOct 5

some of the music I listen to is straight up bad. this is my truth #sorry

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Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine · Oct 3, 2026 · 4:46 PM UTC

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@TheRealJChubbyOct 3

Get yourself a man who can do both.

brent 🌹🗽@BrentInQueensOct 2

American decline in a single sentence

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big dog you are mother i mean they · Sep 29, 2026 · 7:34 PM UTC

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big dog you are mother i mean they@finelylesbergSep 29

both losing and gaining weight suck because you have to buy new pants which is the worst thing that can happen to a person

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✩ HAUHO S2 // ajax ! ( GRNCHR CEO ) · Sep 22, 2026 · 1:50 PM UTC

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✩ HAUHO S2 // ajax ! ( GRNCHR CEO )@IGGYT1SMSep 22

no i think the fear of pregnancy is rooted in the fact that pushing a big ass baby out of your vagina is a scary thing to do

nina 🫀@cbmrwSep 21

It truly gets to a point

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𝖓𝖎𝖈 · Sep 14, 2026 · 9:58 PM UTC

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𝖓𝖎𝖈@missNgrungeSep 14

best time to reach me is when i’m at work. don’t bother me when i’m at home

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Tony X · Sep 9, 2026 · 8:01 PM UTC

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You used to be able to get a used car for this price.

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APPLE HAS PRICED THE 2-TERABYTE VERSION OF THE IPHONE DUO AT $3,199

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justin serb-ert 🇷🇸🍉 · Aug 31, 2026 · 11:29 PM UTC

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justin serb-ert 🇷🇸🍉@markocantdunkAug 31

The American Gestapo kidnapped 100 people in my city and the news is talking about condemning twitch streamers and names of lakes

Thomas Kennedy@tomaskennAug 31

This is insane: Witnesses describe ICE operation where more than 100 detained at Memphis nightclub actionnews5.com/2026/08/31/w…

Witnesses describe ICE operation where more than 100 detained at Memphis nightclub

More than 100 people were detained during an operation by ICE and other state and federal agencies at a nightclub in Highland Heights, according to witnesses and advocacy groups.

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