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Joined May 2021
I know I’m not supposed to, but I often wonder what’s “wrong” with me that causes people to treat me the way they do. I self reflect a LOT. And I still don’t get it.
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ur not a real pervert unless you were initially weirded out by a kink that you find really hot now
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Fighting the urge to cut yourself past the age of 18
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The amount of cute things ppl will discover if they just accept bugs as being an option
フナムシが歩いています
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just realized that jaemin’s “do you like your donut with jam in the middle” lyric meant getting creamp*ed
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keep getting random senses of dread that i need to cut absolutely everybody off
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lmao my least favorite part of socializing with other adults. you could even say something more neutral or polite sounding, like "can you stop doing that?" or "that wasnt cool man" and they'll be like "ugh I KNEW their energy was off. revenge looks like revoking access to you 😌"
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18 years ago today… Busta Rhymes — Arab Money (feat. Ron Browz) [2008]
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The autistic tendency to speak whatever information is deemed most useful rather than to say things that are emotionally resonant can be instantly cured by reading this tweet. If the captain needs to steer his boat, he must not rotate the wheel faster than the boat can handle.
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Genuinely please block me if you are gagging at some 12 year olds performing an aespa bside like im tired of stan culture
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I’ve been very lonely in my life. Deeply lonely. Fucked some shit up and pushed everyone out classic style. Happens. I’ve never been lonely enough to message a chat bot that talks to me in AAVE.
Replying to @normaIboy
update: we just landed and he had to tell chat gpt his ears hurting
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wiggles my antennae at u
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Saber@ultraCLAIR3Oct 12
ur not a real pervert if you didn’t used to be disgusted by ur current fetish
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I can go on with nothing because I have gone on with nothing. I have been younger and hungrier and sicker and alone. I pushed myself older. With nothing to look forward to. Nothing.
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나같경 하루를 3시간 단위로 끊어서 생각하는 게 진짜 도움 됐음. 오전에 기분 나쁜 일 생겨도 '오늘 망했다'가 아니라 '오전 타임 망했네.' 하고 점심먹고 리셋하는 거임. 하루를 24시간짜리로 생각하지말구 3시간짜리 하루를 6번 산다고 생각하면 (잘때 제외) 다시 시작할 기회도 6번 생김.
회복탄력성은 어떻게 기르는 걸까? 속상한 일이 생기면 아 오늘 하루 망쳣네하고 생각하는 사람이 잇는 반면 뭐 이런 날도 있는 거지 하고 툴툴 털어내는 사람도 잇잖아 나는 정말 전자에 가까운 사람인데 후자처럼 살고 싶음 힘든일이 생길때마다 나를 잘 다독일수 잇는 능력이 필요해
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—Vincent van Gogh, 1885
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“___ would fit into my model of you with zero friction” is going straight into the lexicon tbh
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I've probably read this poem 100 times, but when the world seems particularly gone to hell, it still brings me to tears.
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This is a functional heptapod - a seven-footed method of terrestrial locomotion...
predatory giant firefly larvae.
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