@nullnotvoid

Comedian, writer, burlesque/vaudeville performer, Radio Program Director and DJ in search of a new gig, friend, father, fool and fan of everything interesting.

Riiiiight about here, Michigan
Joined July 2008
What point is there to this, other than to be ready to kill protesters or put down a rebellion of the people by shooting them?
This is an 84-word run-on sentence in which he tells Americans he wants to build an arch in Washington, D.C. that would store ammunition and drones, and even include positions for snipers. That is not a normal feature of a ceremonial monument. It raises obvious questions about why a president would want a heavily fortified structure like that in the capital, especially one designed with weapons and sniper positions built into it.
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Yesterday, in my part of Michigan, t-bone steaks at @SaveALot and gas at @Kroger were the same price.
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POLITICAL POST God I hope this doesn’t happen. Piracy sites are necessary. Shit is way too expensive these days. American piracy sites will still be up I think even if this doesn’t pass though. So that’s good. This takes away our rights too blocking websites.
U.S. Republicans are pushing a bill that would block foreign piracy websites nationwide. Sites found to illegally distribute movies, TV shows, anime, sports, books, software and more could become inaccessible across the US, even through a VPN.
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16 people is virtually none in a country of more than 300 million people. Seems nearly no non-citizens in 7 states voted illegally. Little more than two per state.
Illegal aliens are being arrested across the country for unlawfully voting in our elections & I’m feeling so vindicated.
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I miss the days when jurors would STFU, not talk about trial, and went back to their normal lives when it was over.
Lindsay Clancy juror says the mostly-female jury viewed the case as an important opportunity to advance feminism: “We knew that this was a turning point, and this would be something that could change something to make it better for other women…”
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Hell, if I was at Camp David getting some sort of medical treatment I’ve been hiding from the press and was presiding over a failed Iran war and plummeting poll numbers but making a killer profit as POTUS, I would prob ban reporters to distract from my role in Epstein files too.
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I cannot understand why the local Save-a-Lot isn't packed with meat shoppers, when the 73/27 meat log down the street at Kroger is $5.99/lb... when its on sale. T bones are $4.99 tommorow and Saturday there.
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Sec of White rum Pete Hegseth now demands all military men awaken with morning wood, and be ready to fuck anyone they see, at all times.
NEWS: The Pentagon has announced mandatory low-testosterone screenings for male troops 30 and older, including screening for symptoms such as “reduced libido, loss of spontaneous morning erections, erectile dysfunction,” and other symptoms. While testosterone therapy has shown benefits for older men with low testosterone, the benefits for younger men are less clear, and treatment can carry risks including infertility.
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So, after eighteen months of lying on the supermarket floor screaming at Denmark, Donald Trump has been handed the 1951 defence agreement, which already gave America bases and the run of Greenland for as long as NATO exists, and which it was using so enthusiastically that it closed sixteen of its seventeen installations there. The grown-ups have simply wrapped the toy he already owned in shiny new paper, told him it was the biggest present anyone has ever had, and he is now running round the garden showing it to everyone. He will certainly make the history books, although I fear not in the chapter he was hoping for.
This historic deal is a huge win for the United States and the American people. Thanks to President Trump’s vision and leadership, this historic agreement permanently guarantees U.S. security interests in the Arctic at zero cost to the U.S. taxpayer. Greenland will forever be part of the strategic defense area of North America and exclude any adversary from it and the surrounding area. This deal permanently and completely addresses our national security concerns in Greenland.
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Sec of White rum Pete Hegseth now demands all military men awaken with morning wood, and be ready to fuck anyone they see, at all times.
NEWS: The Pentagon has announced mandatory low-testosterone screenings for male troops 30 and older, including screening for symptoms such as “reduced libido, loss of spontaneous morning erections, erectile dysfunction,” and other symptoms. While testosterone therapy has shown benefits for older men with low testosterone, the benefits for younger men are less clear, and treatment can carry risks including infertility.
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They're fucking mad at CHEESE now. CHEESE! What about the Heinz ketchup they wash it down with? What halah products and ingredients will be next? How many American workers must be jobless to pay for the sins of Campbell Soups?
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Replying to @EdKrassen
Trump announced the ban on Truth Social over coverage he calls fake news. The White House need not grant press access at all. Once it opens general facilities like the briefing room, excluding outlets based on viewpoint violates the First Amendment under precedents like Sherrill v. Knight. Restricted spaces (Oval Office) allow more presidential discretion, per the ongoing AP case rulings. Expect court challenges; it is not a criminal law violation but a constitutional issue. Suppressing critical media has been done by fascist regimes and other authoritarian governments. The US system includes judicial review as a check.
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Congress has not worked enough days in 2026 to qualify for SNAP, just in case you were curious who was actually sponging off our tax dollars.
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They're fucking mad at CHEESE now. CHEESE! What about the Heinz ketchup they wash it down with? What halah products and ingredients will be next? How many American workers must be jobless to pay for the sins of Campbell Soups?
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Most likely, schizophrenics prefer cats to other animals, rather than the cats caused or contributed to their condition. Which makes sense. Cats are low maintenance, and often strays adopt people. The cats pick the schizophrenics.
Owning a cat is linked to twice the odds of schizophrenia.
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I cannot understand why the local Save-a-Lot isn't packed with meat shoppers, when the 73/27 meat log down the street at Kroger is $5.99/lb... when its on sale. T bones are $4.99 tommorow and Saturday there.
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The Manosphere is a cult of toxic masculinity, based on blaming women for everything and pure animosity toward them. Good and moral men do not align with this group. Modern Feminism is a cult of toxic feminism based on blaming men for everything and pure animosity toward them. Good and moral women do not align with this group. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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Every morning for almost a year, I found a small handwritten note tucked under my windshield wiper before I left for work. Never signed, never explained. Just short lines like "Drive safe today" or "Hope your day goes easier than yesterday" or, once, simply "You looked tired this week. Rest when you can." I assumed it was a neighbor at first, maybe someone practicing some kind of positivity challenge. I mentioned it to a few people on the street, and it turned out I wasn't the only one. The Hendersons two doors down got notes too. So did the young couple renting the blue house on the corner. Different messages, same handwriting, same quiet ritual, every single morning, rain or shine.….
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I enjoy watching talented hot women in street-legal lingerie beat the hell out of each other, I really do. #AEWDynamite #Dynamite #AEW
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