Twice a week for married people is actually excellent stats. The actual number is significantly lower.

1st of November I’ll be showing my comedy special College Dropout… you will love to see this one trust me

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“i would never forgive cheating” sounds very confident until you actually have to decide what to do with 15 years of marriage, three children, a mortgage and a person you still love.

My hot take is: most of the aspects/areas that used to make Marketing a serious career (one/more of: RevOps, Lifecycle Mgt, PnL, even Product Mgt) have been spun off into other roles/careers, especially with the advent of tech, leaving Marketing as a cost-center that nobody rates

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literal hardest role to hire for rn and every ai startup wants someone > 35 to 42 y/o > healthy masculine > smart, funny, lighthearted > provider/protector mentality > post economic (still hardworking) > must be kind, generous, thoughtful > no kids yet, decidedly wants kids > on the healing path (history of serious commitment ex therapists, books, retreats) > can meet anywhere but will not date unless live in the same city > fit and sober because you care about your health > no prev marriages or engagements > works in tech (comfortable with risk and career is blended into personal life) such a small niche of folks who can do this

And now you understand why people have “gluten intolerance” and why the average age of cancer diagnosis has plummeted.