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ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.
Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.
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For those wondering why I simultaneously look tan, exhausted and a wee bit stressed 😜 la.eater.com/2016/6/20/11982…
On average a bisexual will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the world in their lifetime. #bisexualfacts #youthinkyourbetterthanme
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Looking pretty good (right?) at 808 Brannan right now - with @applause
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Today is the day! Greenspan's Grilled Cheese opens at 11am! Come on in and see us! @chefgreeny #grilledcheeseday
Supressing urge to grab Teuronypical.com -- having trouble telling good ideas from bad ones today. #teuronypical
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American woman walks 400-mi to raise awareness for elephants slaughter. And things go very wrong: tinyurl.com/lczmkn4 @HuffingtonPost
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American woman walks 400-mi to raise awareness for elephants slaughter. And things go very wrong: tinyurl.com/lczmkn4 @teamcnn
Well this is interesting. "Bang with Friends" "totally anonymous"? Not so very much!
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RIP Annette - you will always be the hottest Mouseketeer and my favorite Wild Bikini Stuffer! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annett…
Tonight: Cozy fire, Rum drinks, grilled cheese, Red Wine, bananas foster, Roaring Fire and Season One of Girls! F T F W !









