Nigeria. Nigerian.

Joined March 2009
Ekpang Nkukwo Queenieez Kitchen 1 Marian Road (Rabana Roundabout beside Mammy Market), Calabar 08036901410, 09168991673
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I also used the train back to Lagos. This whole trip to Southwestern Nigeria was by train. I loved it 🥰
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Unwana Sambo Essien finishes 3rd Runner-Up at Mister Continental World 2026 in Thailand, also winning the King of Kings and Best National Attire awards.🏆🔥🇳🇬
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A Russian mobster goes to meet Italian mafia... As soon as Italians notice him, they scoff. "You're not real gangster." "Why not?" the Russian asks. "Do you own a 4 story mansion?" "Well, no." "How many limousines you own?" "Limousines? None." "And where is your solid gold necklace?" "I, I do not have one." The Italians mafiosos scoff once again and shoo him away. The Russian leaves, feeling terribly humiliated all the way to his homeland. As soon as he arrives, he gathers all his goons and lackeys. "Okay, listen. After my visit in Italy I realize that it is time for some changes. Ivan, gather your men and go steal a wrecking ball. The two upmost storys of the mansion need to go. Then Vlad, sell all of my helicopters and jets, and buy limos instead. Lastly, Dmitri, fetch my dog, I need his collar for myself."
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37 years on and Pump Up the Jam is still an absolute banger.
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Kids making fun of influencers just restored my faith in humanity. Nature is healing🤣
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If I become a president today, my first EO will be that any product advertised online for sale within Nigeria must publicly state the price. Any DM for price will attract very serious punishment for first time offenders.
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“Just Sent You 500k" Reply As An Ungrateful Person
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That thing is like a prison number. Most of my passwords in different configurations.
How many people still remember their undergraduate matric number
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That cat is a Pussy.
If someone told me this, I would find it hard to believe. 🤔😱😂💔 Strange things happening everyday. 💔😂
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Nse retweeted
Can government just lock the entire trade fair market and throw the key into the ocean. Nafdac just raided again 😭😭😭 Adulterated BULLET Energy drink, over five trailers seized.
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gods need clear eye to cure congenital incompetence
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AKWA IBOM STATE FIRST FEMALE PILOT. Aniema Medekong aptly fits this description. Violet Aniema Medekong Enahoro is the first Akwa ibom woman to pilot a plane, and the first Nigerian woman to fly Boeing737clasic. A product of Federal Government Girls College , Calabar.. she obtained Bsc chemistry from the University of Calabar and served in Kano . While serving in kaduna old airport as an intern , an interest in aviation arouse... paving way for several scholarship applications to enroll in a flying school. Blessed with financial assistance, Aniema obtained her flying licence in South Africa, and subsequently attained aircraft type rating from France, Germany, UK, Sweden and Morocco. She's flown in several airlines within Nigeria and and also flown the bombardier and Boeing 737. Coincidentally her husband Capt Mario Enahoro is also a pilot.. they became the first African couple (husband and wife ) to pilot a plane together. Mrs Anniema story is a testimony to zeal and determination. Proudly Akwa Ibom.
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I received briefings from relevant Ministries, Departments and Agencies, as well as contractors handling our transportation projects, and directed them to accelerate work towards completion and commissioning before the end of 2026. I am pleased that the Oron Maritime Infrastructure and Ferry Project is now 85 per cent complete. We also reviewed progress on our two ferries, CNG buses and associated terminal facilities. These projects are important to improving transportation, boosting economic activities and providing more efficient and affordable mobility for our people. I expect all concerned to work towards meeting the delivery timelines.
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Marché à marché. ..I am a marketer; I am, I am a distributor...
Hmmm... Respectfully, this is not accurate. You are not a graduate of Oxford University and you are not an alumnus of Oxford University. 1 - It was not a graduation. You completed a 5-day Executive Education programme. Certificates of completion for these programmes do not confer a degree. 2 - Full Oxford University alumni status requires matriculation on a degree programme, not a short course. Being a member of the Oxford Saïd Alumni Network is not the same as being an Oxford alumnus. Executive Education participants are not eligible for University of Oxford alumni or associate status. 4 - The phrases “Graduated Oxford University Saïd Business School” and “inducted into Oxford University Business School Alumni” presents a short executive course as equivalent to earning an Oxford degree. That is misleading. A clearer way to share the achievement would be: “Just completed the Oxford Programme on Valuation of Private Assets at Saïd Business School, University of Oxford. Five intensive days focused on private markets valuation. Excited to put the knowledge into practice and join the Oxford Saïd Alumni Network.” Let’s not misinform people, especially those who may be impressionable.
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I'll never understand the 'mandatory' tipping culture.
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Replying to @lollylarry1
The South East cannot be taken seriously on the political front if they continue to insist that Peter Obi is the best they can offer.
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I don't like going back to the past, I dated Beyonce, there's no evidence but walahi I dated Beyonce.... Since we're being foolish
“I don’t like going back to the past. I won the last election. There’s no evidence but I won the election.” — NDC Presidential Candidate, Peter Obi
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The longest I've heard of fasting in the Bible is 40 days and 40 nights. 7 months is how many trimesters please?
This my cousin is a strong believer who doesn't joke with prayers. Last month,she called me and said her husband wants to marry another wife. I asked her what happened? I mean you both are just 3 years in marriage. She started crying, she said she starved him of sex because she was fasting, so he got angry and said he will marry another wife. I was like, "just thattttt!..?" It's not a big deal. So i asked her for how long she have starved her husband? She said "it's just 5months, my fasting is ending by next two months" Ahhh,I told her immediately that I support the husband... Yesterday, she told me she have balanced her duty and her prayer life after our discussion that day, Thank God the man was patient...
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