I went gambling in my dream on a car insurance website?? I put it in $1000 I bet $50 and lost $100 ($900) Then I bet another $50 and got $500 ($1400) Bet another $50 and got another $700 ($2100) Bet another $50 and lost $600 ($1500) Then the website crashed And it wont load back!

✦.⨀.✦ · Nov 4, 2026 · 10:17 AM UTC

✦.⨀.✦@npckittenNov 4

Even websites in my dream are vulnerable to cyber attacks… I just wanted to keep gambling!

✦.⨀.✦ · Nov 3, 2026 · 10:31 PM UTC

✦.⨀.✦@npckittenNov 3

🙌

lisard king@iamagodardNov 2

#hopecore

✦.⨀.✦ · Nov 3, 2026 · 4:11 AM UTC

✦.⨀.✦@npckittenNov 3

Quantum Coherence Amplification

✦.⨀.✦ · Nov 2, 2026 · 8:00 PM UTC

✦.⨀.✦@npckittenNov 2

Wtfffffff 😭😭😭😭

✦.⨀.✦ · Nov 2, 2026 · 7:25 PM UTC

✦.⨀.✦@npckittenNov 2

Owning a smart appliances that does not need to be connected to the internet during the butlerian jihad must be a negative evolutionary design flaw

✦.⨀.✦ · Nov 2, 2026 · 11:11 AM UTC

✦.⨀.✦@npckittenNov 2

We are complex yet effortless divine sparks

✦.⨀.✦ · Nov 1, 2026 · 11:29 PM UTC

✦.⨀.✦@npckittenNov 1

Sociopsychoterroricalistically speaking

✦.⨀.✦ · Nov 1, 2026 · 10:50 PM UTC

✦.⨀.✦@npckittenNov 1

I don’t need to fix her 😌

✦.⨀.✦ · Nov 1, 2026 · 10:14 PM UTC

✦.⨀.✦@npckittenNov 1

Epistemic Drive

✦.⨀.✦ · Nov 1, 2026 · 5:36 PM UTC

✦.⨀.✦@npckittenNov 1

They call me one pint homie It only takes me one pint and am home asleep yuh one pint of Guinness for six quid a touch of black currant and we gucci shiii

✦.⨀.✦ · Nov 1, 2026 · 5:20 PM UTC

✦.⨀.✦@npckittenNov 1

yoooooo 🫢

chiefofautism

@chiefofautismNov 1

someone gave claude a fucking lockpick

✦.⨀.✦ · Oct 29, 2026 · 1:27 PM UTC

✦.⨀.✦@npckittenOct 29

😭😭😭😭

Imperial Standard

@imperial_flagOct 29

We absolutely need Financial Education 101 disguised as brainrot TV series.

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