Usually not trolling but sometimes im not not trolling

Joined April 2017
Trollguy retweeted
RH chain and tokenized stocks are going nowhere Extremely common to have multiple 80% drawdowns early in new paradigms Been talking a lot with @bonercoinlong and @longdotxyz teams the past 2 weeks about ideas to push both forward. Good stuff coming. $BONER
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Longevity as a Service is coming It'll rear its head suddenly in the coming two years $HIMS will become a trillion dollar company at lightning speed
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Banning HUDs is dumb and basically impossible to enforce. Thread: This isn't about whether you like HUDs or not. I totally accept that some players prefer a more analytical approach to poker, with lots of stats, while others prefer playing without HUDs because they see it as a cleaner, fairer, purer way of playing poker. I'm just here to tell you that HUDs cannot really be banned. Or, to be more precise, only the ones used by people who follow the rules can be banned. Whether you like it or not, having stats on your opponents in online poker is a thing. It has been a thing for way too long for players to just give it up. Legal HUDs can be banned, but there is pretty much no way to reliably enforce a ban on underground HUDs. Poker sites can monitor running processes, but there are ways to capture your screen without running any screen recording software on your PC. Nowadays your friendly ChatGPT, Grok, Claude, Gemini... will happily help you build an app that reads nicknames and actions from the captured video/screenshots, converts them into .txt hand histories, sends them to another PC running Hand2Note, PokerTracker, Holdem Manager, DriveHUD... and generates a HUD there. Instead of using a remote desktop app that can be detected in running processes, you could just view it through your browser. I don't think any poker site is planning on banning you from using Chrome, Safari or Firefox during a session. And detecting that is virtually impossible. (Maybe some behavioral patterns, if you exploit someone too hard? I seriously doubt it.) Or, if that's still too complicated, there are already websites that are basically cloud HUDs available for a subscription. And they already have huge databases of datamined hands ready. AFAIK, these are mostly for cash games, but if regular HUDs get banned, I'm sure cloud MTT HUD alternatives will appear. Especially nowadays, with how easy these things are becoming to vibe-code. It won't be as comfortable as a regular HUD, but it will be virtually impossible to detect. And instead of accepting that some players have an advantage from using HUDs, which are allowed on certain sites and available to anyone, you're now giving an even bigger advantage to people willing to break the rules and bypass the restrictions. Good luck enforcing that rule unless someone is dumb enough to expose themselves using prohibited software on social media. (Shoutout to the former ACR pros. 😂) And GG is now taking this even further by banning trackers that aren't even interacting with GG. So someone playing GG alongside PokerStars or ACR can't have a legal HUD running on those sites either. Meanwhile, someone willing to break the rules might still get HUD stats on GG itself. So that's it? Just let evil, predatory regs quickly strip recreational players of their money using HUDs with their own hand histories, or possibly even quicker with datamined hands? No. There are other things you can do to lessen the gap between professional and recreational players. Let's start with giving everyone a useful built-in HUD. Yes, I know, several sites already have basic HUDs in their clients. But WTF is that? Most recreational players have no idea what half of those stats even mean, let alone what the values should be. Why can't anyone make it more user-friendly? For example, why is there no poker site (AFAIK) that lets you save an actual hand to an opponent's profile? Open the hand history, click "Save to player's notes". Done. Next time you play against that opponent, you hover over their nickname and see the last five hands you've saved on them, displayed as little hand previews like in Hand2Note4. Click on one to open the full hand replay. Maybe give players an option to mark their opponents with some simple badges like "loves hunting bounties", etc. Features that every recreational player will immediately understand. Instead, you have things like GG showing a mini graph of a player's results from their last five tournaments. That is the most useless waste of space imaginable. Whether someone cashed or made a final table in their last five tournaments has basically zero predictive value. Absolutely useless for judging how someone plays. Changing nicknames is definitely something worth debating. Let losing recreational players change theirs more often? That's a reasonable thing to consider. Try inventing new formats. Something that makes every decision a bit more unique and harder to put into stats. Knockouts are a perfect example of that. Situations with big bounties can definitely skew a player's stats. I'm not saying everything should become some Monster Mystery Bounty gamble fest. Just experiment with small changes to formats, structures, etc. Also, while we're on the topic of preventing predatory regs from quickly bleeding the fish dry... WHY IS IT STILL SO REWARDING TO LATE-REG AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT AND STALL EVERY SINGLE HAND? This is the dumbest way a player can get an edge. Not by studying opening ranges, cbets, probe bets, ICM, exploiting opponents, maintaining their A-game throughout a long session... No. Just play as few hands as possible to maximize your chances of min-cashing because late registration ends way too close to the money. Yes, I know, poker sites are greedy and want to maximize the number of entries in every single tournament. But fighting HUDs while this remains a viable strategy to make money is truly bizarre. BTW, while I'm on a rant (just a general one, not targeted at GG, AFAIK they don't have these), another incredibly dumb format is rebuy/add-on tournaments where the add-on gives you significantly more chips per dollar than the original buy-in. Recreational players often don't realize how important taking the add-on is. Sometimes they don't even have enough money in their cashier for it. So just knowing that you should late-reg at the last possible moment, stall until the add-on and make sure you have better price on your chips can give you a massive ROI boost without having to learn any actual poker strategy. Oh, and if you really want you can actually solve the whole HUD problem by just making everyone anonymous in-game. But good luck expecting poker sites to police those games properly. Some of the anonymous sites out there aren't exactly famous for their game integrity. Quite the opposite. Also pretty boring when every opponent is just a random string of characters. End of rant. TL;DR: You can't ban HUDs. You can only ban legal HUDs. Same as with online poker itself. You can ban legitimate operators, but you can't ban all the shady, made-up-license, nonexistent-game-integrity, your-agent-will-probably-scam-you poker sites. That's something we all know well.
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Trollguy retweeted
the people have very much forgotten what it’s like to have an nft paired in a base asset that goes up @zksnarks_ will be the prime speculative vehicle for zcash:native next leg and easiest catch up trade for those not positioned in Zcash already cheap insurance zillions_
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Trollguy retweeted
$21,500 BID FOR ONE APPARITION
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Replying to @GGPoker
players need to be able to manage tables to avoid clutter, if we cant use table software to do this then how do we? Will GGPoker create there own with custom buttons like Jurojin? Probably not!
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Rather play some cunt that can see my cards than manually tile my tables tbh
GGPoker Security Update We’re introducing new measures to protect our community, including new client security features and a ban on all third-party poker software and automation tools. Full details here 👇 gg.gl/new-security
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2036: GG bans Spotify.. Brazilian music has a positive impact on redline: scientific studies from MIT show that nits tend to jam river way more while listening to Parado no Bailão. Likewise, Stanford students found the cure for maniacs: listening to Chopin cuts river spews by 50%
GGPoker Security Update We’re introducing new measures to protect our community, including new client security features and a ban on all third-party poker software and automation tools. Full details here 👇 gg.gl/new-security
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Agree with all. Banning these types of programs that help with multitabling is ridiculous @GGPoker
Security should bring the poker ecosystem together, not tear it apart. Following the recent security incident, we understand why GGPoker is taking action. Player safety must always come first, and incidents like these are a wake-up call for everyone involved, including us as software developers, to review and strengthen our own security practices. But there's a difference between addressing security threats and treating an entire ecosystem of third-party software as the threat itself. For years, independent developers have built tools that improve the online poker experience, while players have incorporated those tools into their daily routines. Disrupting all of that through blanket restrictions, regardless of what each tool actually does, is not a security strategy we believe the industry should embrace. Cyberattacks have happened before, and they may happen again. The answer cannot be to isolate everyone, point fingers, and dismantle years of work every time something goes wrong. The answer is cooperation. Clear security standards. Open communication. Shared responsibility. We fully support GGPoker's efforts to protect its players. But protecting players and working with legitimate software developers should not be mutually exclusive. A safer poker ecosystem is built by working together, not by turning its participants against each other. We hope GGPoker reconsiders this approach and opens a constructive dialogue with the developers and players affected by this decision.
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Security should bring the poker ecosystem together, not tear it apart. Following the recent security incident, we understand why GGPoker is taking action. Player safety must always come first, and incidents like these are a wake-up call for everyone involved, including us as software developers, to review and strengthen our own security practices. But there's a difference between addressing security threats and treating an entire ecosystem of third-party software as the threat itself. For years, independent developers have built tools that improve the online poker experience, while players have incorporated those tools into their daily routines. Disrupting all of that through blanket restrictions, regardless of what each tool actually does, is not a security strategy we believe the industry should embrace. Cyberattacks have happened before, and they may happen again. The answer cannot be to isolate everyone, point fingers, and dismantle years of work every time something goes wrong. The answer is cooperation. Clear security standards. Open communication. Shared responsibility. We fully support GGPoker's efforts to protect its players. But protecting players and working with legitimate software developers should not be mutually exclusive. A safer poker ecosystem is built by working together, not by turning its participants against each other. We hope GGPoker reconsiders this approach and opens a constructive dialogue with the developers and players affected by this decision.
GGPoker Security Update We’re introducing new measures to protect our community, including new client security features and a ban on all third-party poker software and automation tools. Full details here 👇 gg.gl/new-security
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Trollguy retweeted
Hear me out
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I love ZK research. I just wish there was as much research enthusiasm for *doing exciting things with ZK* as there is for wonking around in the plumbing of zkSNARKs.
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Trollguy retweeted
APPARITION 26_ AUCTION OPENS TOMORROW. 100% OF PROCEEDS → FLOOR BUYBACKS $ZEC //
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Trollguy retweeted
It’s funny how the narrative has shifted to the point where people who genuinely believe in a coin and hold it long-term are somehow painted as the ones doing it wrong. Since when did conviction and patience become such a bad thing? Bring back the culture of holding. Seriously
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Every dude who rugged millions on pumpfun is now shook. They are now the targets of mobs/ criminals... And governments... Both have never seen such easy money to make. Soon hackers will justify those guys being a legitimate target since they are thieves... the 3 types of people you don't wanna mess with... The sol influenza scam bundle generation "but it's legal bro" is about to feel the pain. The OG coins and devs, and people doing it honestly. which include their coins being smoked for 3 years in a row... Those deserve the run back. Scammers are about to realise. Ill gotten gains come at a hefty cost. Dont wonder why they all look like idiots, with the phenotype of the classical loser in life... Because they are, and already ruined their lives... Remember the bitconnect, or safemoon, or anybody else high profiles in those scams. Life ruined. The pumpfun scamming teams and houses are all about to get REKT. And the smarter amongst them are starting to see the tide turning. It's been extremely hard to survive the SOL crime cycle. Many soldiers fallen.
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Trollguy retweeted
Replying to @jackduval
At some point you will have to defend yourself against the @CFTC and @TheJusticeDept. Here’s what McAfee got charged with when he was doing what you’re doing now. Wire fraud (18 USC 1343). Any scheme to defraud using the internet, social media, or electronic transfers. 20 year max per count. Wire fraud conspiracy. If anyone else was involved, a friend posting, a dev, a group chat coordinating. Commodities fraud and manipulation (Commodity Exchange Act, 7 USC 9 and 13). The CFTC treats crypto as a commodity. 10 year criminal max plus a civil CFTC case on top. Money laundering (18 USC 1956 and 1957). If the proceeds got moved through wallets, mixers, or exchanges to hide the source. Up to 20 years. Securities fraud. Only if prosecutors argue the token was actually a security. Less likely for a pure memecoin after 2025 but they'll add it if they can. Then on top of all that, forfeiture of all the $, restitution to victims, CFTC civil penalties, a likely class action from buyers, and tax evasion if the gains weren't reported. "Not a security" doesn't mean "not fraud."
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I need more @zksnarks_ they give me early @BoredApeYC vibes With one BIG difference No pocket watching No more watching a top holder sell one to take profits & everyone panics You don’t know who has how many. Or who it is behind a certain sale. Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. Zillions_
“I’ve been a rich man, and I’ve been a poor man. And I choose rich every fucking time.” zillions_
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Trollguy retweeted
They’re not going to bail them out, they’re going to offer them 0% loans as a matter of national security. That’s when you back up the truck on BTC and ride off into the sunset.
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KOLs Now VS KOLs Before The biggest downgrade possible
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Trollguy retweeted
THE MISSION IS UNCHANGED: PUSH PRIVATE, UNSTOPPABLE MONEY FORWARD_ For ten years, Zcash has been building the privacy technology money was missing. The foundation is here. Now build what comes next. $ZEC // ZECATHON // $100K IN PRIZES_
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