@notthechips

pathological poster | double longhorn, half a miner | @austinfc + @argentina

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Joined November 2016
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whenever i get new followers bc of a political post im like ok. i hope you like two specific soccer teams
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The kicker "Good luck. I hope your lawyer's working for free."
Scott Braddock
@scottbraddock2h
Probably Sunday's best moment in Texas politics: @CurrentRevolt loses it over how shoddy the work was by the MAGA influencers trying to convince you that Rep Talarico was in a mental hospital: "This story sucks, man...this is shit work, bro... I'm actually upset"
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Flick is trying to kill FDJ to get clear his wages. That’s love for the club, i genuinely respect it
Reshad Rahman
@ReshadRahman8h
❗️Frenkie de Jong has been tested out as a CB in the recent training sessions. @santiovalle #FCB 🇳🇱🚨
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Forget if it’s offensive or not, do you think this is good comedy? Like you came to SNL to do crowd work and fat jokes? Tight
Saturday Night Live
@nbcsnlOct 11
Shane Gillis’ monologue!
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Nothing against him, but it's crazy how the world and mass psychology works. Just two months ago, people would’ve been calling for Enzo Fernández and Leandro Paredes’ heads if either of them had done something like this.
Kalshi FC
@KalshiFC7h
🚨🚨| Allegedly Bellingham told the referee: “F*ck him” 😳
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Bitzel@BitzelYTOct 11
Pixar’s “Cars” movies depict a World designed for Cars to live in, rather than Humans. This revolutionary design philosophy has since been applied to the United States of America
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#IWasMoved
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When Tua Tagovailoa’s brain gets studied the American sport of football will be outlawed.
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I’m also going to start using “typical liberal question” when i don’t know the answer to something
Rep. Arcuri, Michael A.@RepMichael2Oct 11
⛔️ Reporter: "How long will the war continue?" Hegseth: "Typical liberal question!" "Don't you know Biden was worse?"‼️
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Man City look so fun this season it’s such a shame they’re Evil
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conservatism breeds cultural losers
Eric Michael Garcia
@EricMGarciaOct 11
The flip side of Brazil’s football team becoming Evangelical and no longer competitive
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Burro em exatas: usa calculadora Burro em humanidades: fascista.
𓆤 𝅮 𝐈𝐍⃝𝕱Σ𝐑̸̷𝐍͟𝐀𝐋@secretkayllyOct 9
Prefiro ser burra em exatas do que burra em humanas
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We at war with Iran but I know who the real terrorist is and he coaches in Austin Texas
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alright the retirement joke was fun, get back to work messi 😂😂 see u at copa america
Messi World
@M10GOATOct 11
🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
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Pop: México gana Rock: Argentina gana Rap: Los dos pierden
Lu12 (DEFIENDO A FEDERICO VIÑAS HASTA LA MUERTE)@Lu12_2005Oct 7
"La música argentina es mejor que la Mexicana" LA MÚSICA ARGENTINA:
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ez@ocarattiniiOct 10
solo tres goles????
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ant@persistantzOct 10
people called YOLO corny even though its highkey a truthnuke
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There’s a lot of misconceptions about Catholicism for example I’m just now learning the pope is only infallible if you agree with him
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Us too bro. Talk to her.
unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 10
BREAKING: Kamala Harris’s husband has privately told people he would prefer she doesn’t run for president again, per WSJ
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TK@TeaKuppsOct 9
No one has played the sport better than these two, actual insanity that both of them were left footed diminutive 10’s from the same country. Don’t think people understand how absurd that is
Poirot
@ArgenpoirotOct 7
Con el resultado final de ambos. Quien el mejor jugador de la historia? Maradona o Messi?
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