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I'm really not swiper. I respect people of all ages who spread the truth. Young or old, liars are still liars.

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Joined August 2020
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Schools, PLEASE stop giving out perfect attendance awards, or count kids who only have excused absences. Stop rewarding kids for going to school sick. Stop training kids that they should sacrifice their mental and physical health for work.
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@my3ratts @Need_Covfefe @neshakc @NeverTr65001046 @nhojhpesoj @NJAHuman @nlfisker @no_coby @NO_MORE_45 @nonno_paula @nopittie🚂 @NoSacredCow60 @notabotinFl @notswiper @Nurse4Sail @NurseRagan @nvdbd1🚂 @nwseal11🚂 @ny_marine @NYCguy74 @o_drmaryfo @Observer142 @Oliversays2
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And every time I tweet about one of these kinds of social media things, some people are like “come onnn it’s a joke,” but tons of people see them and believe them, so I’m gonna keep being the non-fun guy
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Matt Gaetz is being investigated by the Justice Department for a long term sexual relationship with a minor. And no, I'm not even fucking talking about Nestor. Now we know why he suddenly announced his exit from politics.
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"You're a millionaire funded by billionaires. That's just it, yeah? Part of the problem." Carlson: nO yOu'rE sTupiD!
Literally the only Tucker Carlson interview you ever need to watch - with the brilliant @rutgerbregman. Still makes me chuckle:
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You know there's something fishy going on when the Republicans somehow get votes and never act in the interest of their people.
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Serious question: If masks and social distancing don’t work, then what the hell happened to the flu?
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The fact that Rush Limbaugh had a career at all shows you how broken this country is, he made 85 million a year because he made racist white losers feel a little less alone.
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No, Ted Cruz did not tweet a "when Texas freezes over" climate tweet. No, Cruz did not send out a fundraising email blaming liberals for his trip controversy. Fact check of some fake stuff going around social media: cnn.com/2021/02/19/politics/…
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How is being impeached, and technically losing the vote (majority voted to convict, didn't get 2/3rds) a win? They lie about what they win too, like the election. All talk, they are deluded in their OWN lies, especially their base. They are weaker than they even know.
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What do Republicans do for us again?
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Replying to @SenTedCruz
Sure guy, because we all know that legally speaking, once a criminal stops committing crime, the only reason to hold them accountable for that crime is vengeance and therefore it's always best to move on.
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Not one Republican voted for the relief bill. They are still together after everything. This is who they are. They must remain extreme together, otherwise they'll become two minority parties.
Replying to @NancyMace
She quite literally never said they were in the hallway. But keep failing up for those Twitter follows, Boebert Jr.
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