master of none

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined January 2023
ngo December after every two beers ngiyakhala , hay, zingibuyele shame this year.
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Went bald I don’t think I can ever go back
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Went bald I don’t think I can ever go back
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I know it’s hot but a cuddle would be nice
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“I want to thank Tottenham and all the spurs fans”
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Harryyyy !!!!!
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That PFA player of the year award
🚨 OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes, 27th at 2026 Ballon d’Or.
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Harry Kane it’s coming home😭
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Got called a larper today ??? who would larp tottenham hotspur
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That second act is probably going to be Skepta and you guys need to be okay with it 😭
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I tell you, everything that could’ve gone wrong this year went wrong
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Everything is falling apart
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how much sorrow can i take
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Y do niggas think loving a girl is wack, like who do u expect to hold u down forever your homeboys??
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To everyone who stayed in our corner: Fight Night is coming back. 🥊♥️ #FightNight
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A Century For The Captain! 💯 Temba Bavuma, take a bow! 👏😤 The skipper rises to the occasion with a magnificent hundred, battling on under pressure and leading the charge for #TheProteas! 🇿🇦 What a sublime knock! 💥 #Unbreakable #SAvAUS
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Buff and shine?
My helper used my creatine to scrub the stove 💔😭
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Spurs you are making a part of my body rise 😂
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Showed my friend this post and he said “hear me out”😭😭😭😭😭
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Can you watch this Clayface clip all the way to the end?
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