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Not Financial Advice

@notnotadvice

memer, trader. these tweets are opinions only, not recommendations to buy anything, read the username

 United States
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Joined January 2021
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My wife when I’m 45 minutes deep into explaining how the death of a gorilla led to us not being able to afford a home
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I asked a developer what it would cost to build this today. I will never forget his answer… “We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”
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Adam Neumann coming back to buy WeWork after getting fired and cashing out $1.5 billion in 2019
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When AI chatbots get lazy
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POV: you’re about to get laid off from a tech company in 2024
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New housing hack dropped
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When your company forces you to put in 40hrs+ a week of teams calls and excel on the new Apple Vision Pro headset
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The Verge (@verge) profile pictureThe Verge
@verge31 Jan 2024
Microsoft Teams, Word, Excel, and more are coming to Apple’s Vision Pro at launch trib.al/TrULwnh
Microsoft Teams, Word, Excel, and more are coming to Apple’s Vision Pro at launch

Microsoft Teams, Word, Excel, and more are coming to Apple’s Vision Pro at launch

Microsoft is quick to support Apple’s new Vision Pro headset.

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POV: you’re about to be invited to a real estate investing “seminar” being hosted at a rented yacht in Miami
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“He’s not unemployed, he’s a CRYPTOCURRENCY INVESTOR!”
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“Capitalism breeds innovation” The innovation:
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How she looks at me when I tell her about all of the shareholder value I generate at my job
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When you realize that it’s cheaper to rent a hotel than an apartment in New York
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Boomers after selling their $69k home for $1M
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Pastor SBF, is that you?
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They just took out $103,000 from the Stanley cup resale market
Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) profile pictureDaily Loud
@DailyLoud22 Jan 2024
BREAKING: A 23-year-old woman was arrested by police after she allegedly stole 65 Stanley cups worth $2,500 from a California retail store.
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And just like that Cramer saves crypto
Jim Cramer (@jimcramer) profile pictureJim Cramer
@jimcramer22 Jan 2024
Unlikely that Bitcoin finds its footing
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The greatest arb opportunity of our lifetime just dropped
KTLA (@KTLA) profile pictureKTLA
@KTLA18 Jan 2024
Applebee's is offering a weekly Date Night Pass for $200 that includes up to $30 in food per week for a year. trib.al/8BqWF9s
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Guys will have a set up like this just to lose money on crypto
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Airbnb has finally met its match
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Airbnb hosts after charging a $300 cleaning fee and having the guest do 90% of the cleaning
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