London, England
Joined January 2018
notmachyo retweeted
My job done worked me until my pussy stunk today phew lawddd
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notmachyo retweeted
Wallahi if a law firm hires me im not eating a performative meal im ordering Morleys
Dinner for winners, law firm hired me 😽❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
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notmachyo retweeted
may you end up with someone who takes you and your cat seriously.
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notmachyo retweeted
ah the privilege of owning a cat... how do u guys feel going home and there is a cat waiting for you.. with their triangle ears and their meow meow..
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notmachyo retweeted
Your reminder to remove your graduation dates from your degree on LinkedIn.
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Sexuality aside you’d be surprised how many male celebrities and athletes put makeup on
Clavicular Spent 20+ Minutes Putting on Makeup Before Going Out 💀
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I’m done debating cus some of u sound like incels genuinely
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Cishet women react to being called homophobic the way whites respond to being called racist. They interpret it as a character assessment as opposed to an objective structural description of how the social order has patterned your cognition & nervous system in a certain way
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notmachyo retweeted
This generation is actually not as progressive as I thought.
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on god imma use the same talking points next time there’s a colorist convo lmao. “they’re allowed to not wanna date darkskins that don’t make them colorists wtf”
Replying to @le_donz
I just hope y’all realize yall just gave colorist mfs an amazing way out of their bigotry lmaoooo They just have to throw buzzwords around consent and they #Gucci according to some people on here lmaooo
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Sexual orientation and personal preferences are not the same you’re a duncebat
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notmachyo retweeted
Me closing the doors before someone can get in the elevator w me
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We live in a performative liberal generation a lot of young ppl are actually conservative
the youth really isn’t as progressive as we think we are 🙂‍↔️
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People comparing women being criticised for not liking bi men to rape you are genuinely mentally unstable hope you know that
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notmachyo retweeted
Glad this bi sexual discourse was had and yall really showed your asses because everyday we cry about patriarchy and misogyny but most women are enablers and upholders of practices and beliefs that perpetuate it, most women want a benevolent patriarchy not true liberation
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notmachyo retweeted
Heterosexuality is being attracted to the opposite gender, romantically or sexually. Heterosexuality by definition is not being attracted to a heterosexual. So maybe let’s start there…
Heterosexual people wanting to date only heterosexual people is…homophobic? 💀
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No one said they’re not allowed just know where your preferences come from that’s all
women are allowed to have a preference of not dating bisexual men, that whole conversation is dumb wrap it up
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The real question is, what about him being bisexual is going to change the relationship he has with you? Does it change how he would treat you? Does his attraction to men affect his attraction to you? Like… I genuinely don’t get it 😂
Apparently we get called “homophobic” for saying we won’t date bisexual men.🚶‍♂️‍➡️😩
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As a hetsex woman you are attracted to men. A hetsex man is a man. A bisex man is a man. These man are attracted to you because they are attracted to women. If your unwillingness to date them starts with the fact that they also date men then that is the definition of homophobia
Apparently we get called “homophobic” for saying we won’t date bisexual men.🚶‍♂️‍➡️😩
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