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Joined November 2012
My cats as My Chemical Romance albums
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Aperol Spritz on a day off vs. Aperol Spritz after work
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Tgank you Sent via the Samsung Galaxy S10+, an AT&T 5G Evolution capable smartphone Get Outlook for Android
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Me when I’m watching the hockey game and Bangarang by Skrillex comes on
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Don’t Trust Me by 3OH!3 is our generation’s Jack and Diane
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John Greatman retweeted
welcome to Wisconsin – at Washington, DC
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My man gotta have bunions
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This was the worst thing that happened to us
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Am I allowed to tweet eerie photos that I find on Zillow
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I want to buy this house just to get all of the cool stuff
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DID YOU KNOW: Dracula was originally offered the role of “Handy” played by Ray Romano in Welcome to Mooseport (2004) but declined it due to scheduling issues.
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Going to my local dive bar to tell everyone that Bon Iver is the Sting of our generation and getting my ass kicked for speaking French
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Absolute fucking king behavior
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