Hawkeyes in Minnesota this weekend #floyd #gophers

Never betting soccer again. Just had $10 on 4 different guys to score in PSG/Barcelona and not one of them will score. By the way, they had the top 4 odds of anyone and the O/U was 4.5. Nice!

Planet fitness is the dumbest gym ever it’s easier to break into Area 51 then cancel this shit.

#monday4 is starting now. I encourage you guys to join as well. Just comment 4 pictures of the week, the mood, things you’re looking forward to, whatever it is.

Pondering lunch today. Drop suggestions. Also @coot3rhunta8 I’ll mealprep starting tmrw, I need something easy to make

This noon slate is straight jones

I was so damn excited to pull up to the empty gym and now we got a guy in a tank who smells like Chernobyl elephant foot radioactive material. Bish don’t kill my vibe (it’s dead)

Hey Kirk. I’m giving you a sample of L’Immensite tonight. Do something with it @BuddKnudson

Paying a smoove $240 a month for my gym membership. I don’t want to see another guy in a dental floss beater. Take that shit to Los campeones

At Chipotle, a guy sat next to me legs crossed and is watching a political podcast on max volume. Get this guy his food to go, thanks.

I need a beat cologne for under $60 that I can wear to the office. Enough wasting my good juice

Teams chats see way too many exclamation points. Chill bro that message is BORING

If Zach Efron actually produced “Desire”, would it be the best song ever?? @EJWalters43

Me and @ScootHorndawg just setup matching dinners tomorrow via text.

Just received a dead serious phone call from @thebrigginator to invite me to drive 28 hours in 2 days to go spend $250 on the Guardians vs Rays game 5. He was dead serious. Craziest trip ive asked to be apart of

Dudes be saying it’s “good carbs” while trying to lose a couple lbs then eat 3/4 of a dominos pan right in your face (I’m dudes) @PlugInBiwabik is also dudes and I’d say @EJWalters43 could also do this

U Haul employees have the brain of a walnut

Bro my shi all puppies😂😂😂we safe in all public zones @BuddKnudson