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made in the same factory as moose and coyotes

San Francisco, CA
Joined December 2013
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All fun and games except it's my million dollar event day today so I'm actually pissed about this
outlook down in the middle of the work day
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I had no way to contact my interpreter, who I only had an email from!! We didn't have an interpreter!!
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Something my team does that I loveeee and that makes wfm way easier is body doubling. We jump on calls and just sit and work and hardly say anything but it helps soooo much sometimes.
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My lunch break every day bc I work from home
how corporate mfs feel when it’s finally time to rot in bed with their phones
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My cats are both such big snuggle bugs! Rooney sleeps in between my legs and Raury sleeps in my arms every single night. It's heaven.
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Something feels fishy to me about this Airbnb gift to SF parks. Especially during a housing and rent crisis. Also, is parking in GGP still going to become paid hourly parking as a way to generate revenue or does this gift allocate funding to that???
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My brother sometimes calls me to talk about dating and it's the sweetest thing. He's just so sweet and considerate. Literally rushed me off the phone bc "oh! She's calling me!! Love you, bye bye bye!!"
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I lowkey usually average around 9ish hours of screen time and I've been at 3 for the last three weeks because I'm so fucking busy with fall event season.
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My spring fundraising campaign really is the underdog of the organization and yet my partner got the same number of attendees to our launch as the fall campaign, but with no support. So so proud of her and even more determined to prove everyone wrong.
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INFJ, extremely rare🤩
Think 16 types cover it all? You might be far more complex.

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Overnight nannying is the best side gig I could have. $50/hour until bedtime at 8pm, $50/night flat rate for when we're all asleep. I just worked 25 hours on top of 6 overnights. I'm a couple hundred short on rent from it.
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My fall campaign manager treats me so badly, micromanages the fuck out of me, gives me the silent treatment when she's mad. My spring campaign manager introduces me as her partner and thinks it's absurd I get paid less when we work vertically not horizontally to each other.
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My old morning children's mom is looking for another new nanny. She can't hold onto one and I just know it's because Penelope screams at whoever every single morning.
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My brother has always said he's a moderate but is now a democratic socialist after watching what republicans have done and that we need more politicians like Mamdani.
The old era of politics officially died tonight. It’s time for a complete overhaul in Dem party leadership. Goodbye Schumer and Pelosi. Mamdani was truly the herald.
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MISSISSIPPI MIGHT GO BLUE. THE DEEP FUCKING SOUTH. DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD OF A PRESIDENT YOU HAVE TO BE TO MAKE TEXAS AND MISSISSIPPI GO BLUE.
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Do y'all think conservatives and republicans feel the same sense of dread the left does when they lose on election night?? Or do you think they're just kinda bummed since their lives aren't literally at risk?
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TEXAS TURNED BLUE WTF
Do yall realize how fucking bad things have to be for TEXAS to be this blue, this long??
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Do yall realize how fucking bad things have to be for TEXAS to be this blue, this long??
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Those Floridians who voted red I don’t wanna hear shit during hurricane season, I don’t wanna hear about your health insurance, I don’t wanna hear about how ai is taking your job and data centers, I want you to actually shut up and stew in this mess you cause!
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Nothing makes me feel more like Carrie Bradshaw than smoking at my desk. I could never work in person.
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