@notcorry

bad puns and other stuff | science boy @sciguyspod | opinions not my own (they belong to greg) | ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ | parody of a person

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Joined August 2009
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I don't want to do exams I want to be a pokemon master
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Possum ๐ŸŒ™@PossumGamerOct 1
so uhh hey if you or someone you know is looking for a video editor lmk ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ I have references ๐Ÿ˜—
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Whack Morris@WhackMorrisSep 29
โ€œIโ€™ll have a Cock, please.โ€ โ€œWe have Penis. Is that okay?โ€ *disappointed sigh* โ€œI guess Iโ€™ll do a large Penis then.โ€
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Haus of Decline@hausofdeclineSep 30
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"

ALT Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"

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monkey car@PrimateVehicleSep 28
Yes it is my boner however I'm quite upset to see you
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Haus of Decline@hausofdeclineSep 28
A man points to himself and says "I'm bisexual". A giant hand from outside the panel comes down on the man with an eraser as the man shrieks "NO! NO!" The cartoonist holding the eraser says "ain't I a stinker?" a la Bugs Bunny in Duck Amuck.

ALT A man points to himself and says "I'm bisexual". A giant hand from outside the panel comes down on the man with an eraser as the man shrieks "NO! NO!" The cartoonist holding the eraser says "ain't I a stinker?" a la Bugs Bunny in Duck Amuck.

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Garrison Kip@GarrisontheKipSep 25
Next time topping use 1920s slang! ๐Ÿ‘€
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Dee@Damina_Dee_Sep 25
Pushing my girl's overstimulation kink to the edge by teasing her back with the tag of her bra and turning the Big Light on
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pinkie@pinkamaniaaSep 24
i donโ€™t believe in โ€œif they wanted to they wouldโ€ because i want to and i donโ€™t
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ู’@omgiknowyouSep 24
I miss when goon meant entry level mafia employee
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His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade
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Mia Moore@StopTweetingMiaSep 23
The reaction to Jack Havens video is a classic example of "doing anything while trans is cringe and will get you mocked relentlessly" An actor put themselves out there for work. A thing that actors do every single day. They didn't even beg for money online, they asked for a job.
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Concubine twitter is blowing up at some obvious bait from eunuch twitter and I'm just chilling over here on vizier twitter saying "Pay it no mind, my liege. Their division is our gain."
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Mattias ๐ŸŽƒ
@BanAllBooksSep 22
YOU ๐Ÿ‡'D AND SA'D HER. YOU UNALIVED HER. YOU REDACTED HER CHILDREN
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Uncle Sandwich@SighFieriSep 22
Still getting used to daycare policies. They make us label EVERYTHING: a real pain when sending loose cigarettes! We questioned it, but they explained the babies all smoke different brands, so it makes sense.
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Geraldo@voiceofgeraldoSep 21
Lying about my birthday at chilis, getting caught, then escalating into a suicide by cop situation
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Maria@mlstratSep 21
i have some terrible news about my eunuchs
Maria@mlstratSep 21
your eunuchs: scheming my eunuchs: loyal to me. would never do anything to betray me
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Brie Monger@ThisStupidTwinkSep 22
now lick the floor for mommy. holy fuck you actually did it lmao. no i just didnt think you would thats crazy. hold on i gotta text some people.
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lux
@paperssilSep 22
this straight couple brought a BABY into a GAY BAR and got MAD when I joked "these twinks look younger every year''
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dude stop messing with me haha, quit yanking my chain! dude stop jerkin me off! broooo quit stroking my penis!!!
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they should invent a stream of passive income specifically for me that isnโ€™t a bit politically or morally murky. Iโ€™d use the time that afforded me so well. for example I might watch a film
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