@notcalledjack

I find literally everything interesting. Worried about Lovecraftian parochialism. Massive DaDa issues.

 New York City
Joined May 2010
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Ok. I officially found the most badass hat. It's a mask from a West African secret society known as the Ekpe. This is secret societies done *right*!
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FPL_Dave🟥@Klopps_Mug5h
The greatest comeback ever
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A juvenile bar-tailed godwit named "B6" set the world record for the longest non-stop migration by an animal by flying WITHOUT STOPPING 13,560 km (8,425 mi) from Alaska to Tasmania, Australia. The journey took 11 days, in which time the bird lost half its bodyweight.
https://www.usgs.gov/centers/alaska-science-center/news/juvenile-bar-tailed-godwit-b6-sets-world-record

ALT https://www.usgs.gov/centers/alaska-science-center/news/juvenile-bar-tailed-godwit-b6-sets-world-record

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Natasha
@natashaghoskins5h
Hudson yards is spiritually Dubai
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Phil Hoyeck
@PAHoyeck7h
A useful philosophical dictionary for beginners: • Axiologically: very • Essentially: very • Fundamentally: very • Inherently: very • Innately: very • Intrinsically: very • Metaphysically: very • Objectively: very • Ontologically: very • Universally: very
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Thought this album had a really cool ambient noise outro but turns out it ended and i've been listening to construction outside my window for 10 minutes
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Phil Hoyeck
@PAHoyeckOct 19
Please stop criticizing my philosophical beliefs. They may be unjustified bullshit, but they're my emotional support unjustified bullshit :(
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I tried deleting this app, I really did. But the serenity, peace and calm I felt without it was foreign and unwanted
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Troy Hunt
@troyhuntOct 19
This never gets old 🤣 troyhunt.com/sending-spammer…
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At last the pendulum has swung back my way. Time to attack my enemies from what I'm sure will be a position of permanent advantage
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All scrambled eggs begin life as omelettes
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I thought I would have been involved in a lot more pie fights by this point in my life
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Phil Hoyeck
@PAHoyeckOct 19
This is true. I didn't tell anyone when I started reading philosophy, but people immediately noticed that I got way, way more annoying.
Walter Kirn
@walterkirnOct 18
Read a good book and don't tell anyone. It will still show.
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nora@exactlynoraOct 18
oh english doesn’t have informal you? what’s “u” then??
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Tomatoes have been getting fancy when you weren't looking.
Chris Fowler@ChilliFowlerOct 18
Today's pickings, not bad for October!
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Elvira@elvira__lapidaOct 18
Mi limonero me dio prácticamente un melón
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New York Post
@nypostOct 18
Canadian tourist accused of stealing flamingo from Las Vegas Strip says he drank up to 40 beers before pulling off heist trib.al/mXdhbnw
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My geography teacher at secondary school was cross eyed and unfortunately he got the sack for failing to control his pupils
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Miss Ally@MissAlly_01Oct 18
Whenever I write a letter to someone, I add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law. It's my P.S. de resistance.
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when the heater kicks on for the first time in months and it smells like straight up fahrenheit
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Redid the "You Can See Everything" trailer with the biggest sociopath I know - my cat
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