banned from hinge for having a fat ass

New York, NY
Joined August 2009
What’s up dog
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That’s the whole point…
someone reads your tweets and thinks you are crazy btw
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shit is getting so fuckin stupid. so many people are trying hard af to make it seem like their taste in music is so fuckin niche and acting like a bunch of high schoolers. im so sick of it lmao
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Ya’ll know that the “GPT” in “ChatGPT” stands for “Grope, Penetrate, and Touch”, right? Ai ain’t so fucking cool now is it?
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would you still let me rinse your bag even if i was a worm?
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Funk On Mars is back in orbit November 13th! Expect to be interpolating foreign frequencies from the depths of @moorhaus_ endless bag New activations, new faces, same respect for the culture🖖🏾 Friday the 13th you say..👀 @lexbutveryevil posh.vip/e/funk-on-mars-tran…
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Imagine having to top 100 djs 😮‍💨
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cainer retweeted
started Dungeon Crawler Carl and can’t put it down thank you @notcainer
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How it feels to say torono instead of Toronto
i hate this fucking picture
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Girls only want one thing and it’s dual citizenship
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i never fucked beavis i never fucked butthead
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Replying to @cristiangatti99
Let them talk, let them moan. Whatever. I'll be over here, minding my own business, doing what I love, like I've done for years, unbothered :)
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I made an oil painting of “The Greatest Freakout Ever”
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I met God. She’s Canadian.
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cainer retweeted
I just found out Canadians call their coins loonies and toonies You guys need to grow the fuck up
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HAPPY MELLOW CIRCUS TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE
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i’m not even fucking around why am i still finding out
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Happy Bee Chapin Day Happy Brunello Day Happy Mellow Circus Day
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Death taxes and dr beat serving eyebrows
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