@notbarty

please don’t take me seriously, but I’m being completely serious.

Joined February 2019
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lynk
@lynk0xOct 14
If you want the plan not to work out tell everyone.
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Davis Mattek
@DavisMattekOct 13
I could write down 3,000 running backs, no problem
christine 🌿@xtinemarxOct 13
if they put you in a room by yourself with a pen and paper do you think you could write down the names of 3,000 real people? (alive or dead)
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Dentist: You’ve been grinding in your sleep. Me: I appreciate it, big dawg!
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Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefterOct 5
Developing: Tyreek Hill’s agent Drew Rosenhaus said he plans to begin negotiating a deal for his veteran wide receiver with multiple teams today. One of those teams is the Chiefs, who have maintained contact with Hill. “I would anticipate Tyreek potentially signing with a team over the next few days,” Rosenhaus said.
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Waking up with a hangover trying to read the Commanders QB’s name
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Zyn Griffey Jr.@tom_shifflettOct 4
Hungover as fuck and watching Daniel Jones v Marcus Mariota. Jesus
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@itsabestillOct 3
If Brock Purdy was a 6’3+ light skin QB you’d think he’s elite but since you aren’t sexually attracted to him it’s blinding you from the truth
Theo Ash@TheoAshNFLOct 2
Replying to @elonruinedtwit2
Here are some high/lowlights from Purdy's game vs Arizona that I talked about on the pod. Pretty typical Purdy game to me. Accuracy is good but not great, arm isn't very strong, he's an improvisor but his range on the move is low. Good scheme and good players around him = EPA
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Drove off with the gas pump still in my car
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Christopher Powers
@CPowers14Sep 29
No bigger look at me loser in the world than “big dom”
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trev
@BayAreaTrevSep 25
I remember people used to tell me that Jordan Love was better than Brock Purdy
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Mike@NinerTribe004Sep 24
Why do you hold Brock Purdy to higher standard than Justin Herbert lol? Purdy, with three WR3’s, a backup TE, no run game, bad pass protection, and a defense full of backups won a playoff game… you said it wasn’t enough Win a Super Bowl or you suck was the Purdy standard
Tyler LaRocca
@TylerCLaRoccaSep 23
Nobody. Thats the thing. They’ve put tons of capital in to get nothing out of it, but nobody wants to admit it because they’d have to stop hating Herbert for 2 seconds and feel bad his offense is poverty.
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Homeland Security
@DHSgovSep 23
Leading Report
@LeadingReportSep 23
Kamala Harris says Republicans are cheating by removing ineligible voters from the rolls.
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Steven@cashmahneSep 22
The 49ers really got a HOF level talent at QB with the last pick in a draft. Truly incredible
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Big ol Wave 🌊
@BigolWaveSep 17
Part of becoming an adult is realizing you have to abuse stimulants
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Jeff Schmidt
@SchmidtalkingSep 9
This is a joke. The NFL needs to fix this immediately. Don’t shove gambling ads down our throats and then pull this crap. I’m sick of it
The Coachspeak Index
@CoachspeakIndexSep 9
#Raiders HC Klint Kubiak a couple hours ago, when asked if Brock Bowers and Maxx Crosby would be cleared to play and ready to go on Sunday: “Yeah, we’re expecting to have all our guys ready for Sunday.”
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Ohio’s Tate
@OhioTateSep 5
“Green light here to post” Here is an unsolicited photo from Ben Mintz:
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James Laverty
@jjlavs2Sep 5
First Row. Has the MLB App up just to make sure Blue has the strike zone right. Patriot.
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The ears on Craig Breslow are astounding
Rob Bradford
@bradfoSep 1
For a second time, Garrett Crochet threw off a mound as he edges closer to an end-of-season return
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RedHawk
@redpilledhawkAug 26
Not buying any of your flock camera bullshit until you deal with this
Matt Robinson
@mattrobinsonAug 25
Teenage gang members in Chicago suburb Hazel Crest IL doing a vlog posted outside flashing guns in broad daylight.
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Zac Mabry
@ZacMabryAug 27
so close but it’s actually a murder trial
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@itsnwtsAug 26
Naturally, in a trial about women’s postpartum mental health, all the experts are men.
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