Regina

“Living on a promise is a war in itself.” 🌑Slightly AU Regina Mills 🌑 Mayor of Storybrooke 🌑Army wife/widow. 🌑 Pre shipped. 🌑 Advanced literacy. 🌑 +21, NSFW. Mature and dark themes ahead. Maybe RT?

My girls

Happy Birthday Ms Swan.

Hmm. Where’s Hadley Mills?

Goodmorning Storybrooke. I hope you’ve all been keeping well.

📲 You need better friends

📲 Why would you do that?

“Then room, now”

“I don’t think you do, I think you’re excusing yourself”

“You want me to comfort you for this?!”

“You had absolutely no reason to do it I just thought I raised you better•

“And I was nearly executed for it. Do you think I’m proud of my past?!”

“Yes and I was EVIL”

“Because she hurt your feelings?!”

“Try not to cause grievous bodily harm”

“Mhmm.”

“Go to your room and don’t even think about leaving it for the rest of the year!”

“Even if they told you that you deserved to be eaten by Lucifer’s gremlins before they throw spiders at you you should know better than to stab them!”

“So when someone says something you don’t like you...stab them?”

It seems Freddie Krueger.