I am watching all of Edgerunners 2 at once so twitter does not spoil it for me #normalestnation
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there was a guy who would speed down my street with a really loud bike. one time it was late at night and i heard him crash really hard against an abandoned car. i looked through the window and he was covered in blood and not moving. i didnt call an ambulance or tell anyone
gimme a cowboy revolver just to suck a lil #FelizJueves!
With my Biggest Fan; @todaywasgod ! Thank you to all my supporters for coming out for the normalestphone national tour.
Not pictured: my buddy Tyler, just out of frame! He can be wild but we all have fun 😂🤣
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i need whoever is putting all of this gray loot dandy's world pornography and poorly written smutposting on my timeline to step forward
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God i love Deadman Danny, he just knows what he is about and is absolutely not shy about it. #deadlock #deadmandanny
I see you. My Followeers. Read The Pig's Head ? Help! If you follow Normalestphone: You need to Read The Pig's Head.And you need to Let Me Know . #StillDoinItIn2026
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everytime i listen to this song i think abt my ex homoerotic friendship and i get sad
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