Human. Question Asker. Fist Shaker. Technology Janitor. Grammarchist.

Joined August 2007
#continuousfuckery is baaaaaaaaack. Got a couple new designs rolling out, some new ones in the works. From me, to you. With <3 and shit.
2020 has driven me to remembering everything I've forgotten about SNMP. Weird times.
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to save my loved ones some hassle in their time of grief, ive designed my own tombstone that represents me perfectly
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Sup with this cloud? Keeps changing, like it might not be a cloud..
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In today’s game of “What’s That Bart Smell” we found an odiferous scent, that could be misdiagnosed as Spaghetti, either before or after consumption. Yeesh.
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It's 2019 and we're still talking about SNMP.
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Join #SFVMUG this Friday October 26th at 11:30 AM for the best free lunch and learn in San Francisco. #VMUG #VMware #Datrium @SVVMUG @Datrium
Friday October 26th: Join #SFVMUG and @Datrium's Ganesh Venkitachalam for a lunch and learn. Registration and details: bit.ly/2NE7ghU
#sfbart We gotta talk about these escalators. A rider just got injured at Montgomery when the escalator abruptly stopped.
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Something went wrong in #berkeley. No details but Shattuck is closed.
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"Are you presenting from vim?" "You're on your own" #Monitorama
😭😭😭😭 #monitorama
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Continuous partial attention(-span theatre!) #monitorama
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Thems the rules! You alert too much, you're getting cut off from #SRE support @KishoreJalleda at #Monitorama
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Happy Sunday, Friends! Enjoy a 15% off coupon for some shirts over at Continuous Fuckery. continuousfuckery.com #devoops #fuckery
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People who '+1' GitHub issues ought to shampoo my crotch.
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Replying to @SFBART
Bart has a new free police dog.
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Hey @SF_ACS, is Monday the new Tuesday? Why'd the sirens just go off?